(IJCH) Go figure? TIP (This Is the Philippines) - Humor
IJCH - Inside JaiChai's Head (Meaning: My Warped, Personal Opinions and Musings)
From the Author:
Salutations.
I am JaiChai.
And if I haven't had the pleasure of meeting you before, I'm delighted to make your acquaintance now.
I invite you to interact with everyone, learn, and have as much fun as possible!
For my returning online friends, "It's always great to see you again!"
"Pop's Place"
Place:
"Pop's Place" - a nice, beach front and comfortable restaurant with a delicious, reasonably priced, sweet/sour pork and roasted chicken with rice (for two) item on the menu.
Time: 12:54pm
Activity: Lunch Date
Incident/Remarks:
...I watch as my girlfriend is eating her roasted chicken.
She stabbed the chicken's main body and is forcibly sawing at it with her large "Soup Spoon" until she separates the tail-end of her chicken from the main body of the chicken.
After dissecting away the "offending chicken tail" of her roasted chicken, she pushes it (with disgust) to the outer-most-reaches of her plate.
"What's wrong, Honey? You want to send the chicken back to the kitchen?" I asked, genuinely concerned.
She looks at me with that "You stupid foreigner, are you really THAT RETARDED?!" expression on her face, and says, "It's the dirty butt part of the chicken."
"Yum! Yum!"
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I reached over and popped it in my mouth, chewed, and smacked my lips, saying, "It's delicious!"
The Irony
My girlfriend will heartily - no, voraciously devour with joy, massive amounts of skewered chicken intestines from street vendors with "suspect hygiene and barbecue procedures"; but refuses to eat a thoroughly cooked-to-juicy-perfection dirty chicken butt!
Imagine that?
(Respectfully submitted for your pondering...)
By JaiChai
Really Appreciate You Stopping By.
Truly hope to see you again!
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About the Author
Believing that school was too boring, he dropped out of High School early; only to earn an AA, BS and MBA in less than 4 years much later in life – while working full-time as a Navy/Marine Corps Medic.
In spite of a fear of heights and deep water, he performed high altitude, free-fall parachute jumps and hazardous diving ops in deep, open ocean water.
After 24 years of active duty, he retired in Asia.
Since then, he's been a full-time, single papa and actively pursuing his varied passions (Writing, Disruptive Technology, Computer Science and Cryptocurrency - plus more hobbies too boring or bizarre for most folk).
He lives on an island paradise with his teenage daughter, longtime girlfriend and three dogs.
"My mind was a terrible thing to waste..." - JaiChai