<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:07:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@jakeofalltrades/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[CIBC confused my newfie term "mudder"]]></title><description><![CDATA[Got a call today from CIBC wanting to confirm a sketchy e-transfer to a persons named "Mudder" I started laughing my ass off, barely managing to get the words out "yeah that's my mother"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jakeofalltrades/cibc-confused-my-newfie-term-mudder</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jakeofalltrades/cibc-confused-my-newfie-term-mudder</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jakeofalltrades]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 14:27:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>