Last night my roommate had a party.
I wasn't really excited about the idea but at the same time you have to make compromises.
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We made an agreement that the guests would all be out of the house by 1:00 because we all had to work early in the morning.
I stayed in my room for most of the night because I didn't know any of these people and I didn't really want to drink randomly on a Wednesday.
At about 1:00 I started getting ready for bed...... and I was about to go to sleep but people in the living room started screaming loudly.
I heard someone exclaim "Let's get a pizza.!" and I fully expected my roommate to kibosh the idea because it was time for everyone to go home.
No such luck.
At about 3:30 after listening to people scream and bang the walls and make so much racket that I couldn't even believe it I finally came out of my room to go have a talk with my roommate.
Why did I wait so long?
Well I didn't want to embarrass the guy.
It seems that my other roommate had the exact same idea at the exact same time that I did because we both came out of our rooms at the same moment.
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Everyone was singing and dancing and putting beers in my hand and frankly being really annoying.
We pulled our roommate aside and told him that it was time for everyone to go home.
He was frustrated but about an hour later everyone had left. It was over 4 in the morning by that point which meant that I didn't get much sleep last night whatsoever.
Waking up this morning I could see that the entire house is completely destroyed.
The entire floor is completely covered in mud. The kitchen floor is incredibly sticky because apparently people dropped beer and tequila and all kinds of sticky substances all over it.
There are bottles everywhere and dirt in places like on the wall and all over the couch. I'm not even sure how they could get that dirty.
No sign of my roommate either.
He's got a serious cleanup job ahead of him.
All I can say is I hope the party was a good time.