#Ash Ketchum
#The Story You Never Knew
Ash Ketchum is the derpiest Pokemon trainer to ever exist. His stupidity cannot be explained by simple forgetfulness or distraction, although it may have something to do with getting repeatedly zapped by a level 99 Pikachu. Ash's derp level, however, is explainable! Join us in a story that ties together every generation of Pokemon, including the upcoming Pokemon Sun and Moon, to explain how Ash derp da derp where none have derp da derped before. P.S. The story may or may not include Pokemon Go.