<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 19:18:51 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@jiffs/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Alex Jones is Bill Hicks?! Say it ain't so!]]></title><description><![CDATA[| In meme we trust]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@jiffs/re--memestagram-20181204t011004405z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/memestagram/@jiffs/re--memestagram-20181204t011004405z</guid><category><![CDATA[memestagram]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 01:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2bP4pJr4wVimqCWjYimXJe2cnCgnHbhG755fZnNaCw8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[People who do not know what they're talking about should not give advice]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/people-who-do-not-know-what-theyre-talking-about-should-not-give-advice-zg1hbmlh-7sty9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/people-who-do-not-know-what-theyre-talking-about-should-not-give-advice-zg1hbmlh-7sty9</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 22:27:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534GHDiwtvuG9MdxhJB5McCieKjAdFc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[In this instance, the "guy" is Bitcoin. Every few months or so we get fisted by Bitcoin.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/in-this-instance-the-guy-is-bitcoin-every-few-months-or-so-we-get-fisted-by-bitcoin-zg1hbmlh-3moss</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/in-this-instance-the-guy-is-bitcoin-every-few-months-or-so-we-get-fisted-by-bitcoin-zg1hbmlh-3moss</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2018 19:14:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534GM5FHUxm8Xete3H4PiRyPp8xmXfc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ever feel like the odd person out amongst a group of peers? ]]></title><description><![CDATA[I certainly have. This is a good illustration of how I feel when I'm interacting with humans in public: Everyone's sitting around, being chill, not worried about anything... And I've got to walk through]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/ever-feel-like-the-odd-person-out-amongst-a-group-of-peers</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/ever-feel-like-the-odd-person-out-amongst-a-group-of-peers</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2018 19:04:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxC4x6yinygXCbnfv2s6J7vnEUAy2HtZDP?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When you can't land any other auditions... there's always pharma ads.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/when-you-cant-land-any-other-auditions-theres-always-pharma-ads-zg1hbmlh-sz7gz</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/when-you-cant-land-any-other-auditions-theres-always-pharma-ads-zg1hbmlh-sz7gz</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2018 02:49:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534Fegrqy24VqYAAdtKn5HYx3miW1Se?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TFW "the edibles weren't working at all" so you ate 3 of them...]]></title><description><![CDATA[And then it turns out they work wonderfully. Illustrated by a series of JIFFS I created just this afternoon: Oh I'm just having fun]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/tfw-the-edibles-weren-t-working-at-all-so-you-ate-3-of-them</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/tfw-the-edibles-weren-t-working-at-all-so-you-ate-3-of-them</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2018 22:50:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZMZxbZtb6VdZ8UjF3VL9yGARuTzSmSmkruvkZs?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Here's a JIFF er tree fer you to keep on file]]></title><description><![CDATA[Twill be useful someday, I promise. To give it some context, this was a very comical response to a ridiculous statement made in the motion picture film Dirty Work, which was created in the earth year 1998]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/here-s-a-jiff-er-tree-fer-you-to-keep-on-file</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jiffs/here-s-a-jiff-er-tree-fer-you-to-keep-on-file</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2018 23:46:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYkrSccvAZmWVWoaAr31eakV4LgVZ3dD8QK5ewP?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Here are some lovely JIFFS I've created from one of my favorite movies, Brain Candy. ]]></title><description><![CDATA[You're creative. I'm sure you can think of ways to use this one: bonus JIFFS:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@jiffs/here-is-a-lovely-jiffs-i-ve-created-from-one-of-my-favorite-movies-brain-candy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@jiffs/here-is-a-lovely-jiffs-i-ve-created-from-one-of-my-favorite-movies-brain-candy</guid><category><![CDATA[gif]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2018 23:25:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMbafZT3JL2E1MwWUnBgt6z19patgtkkGFtLq1g1?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I could help a lot of people if I actually had this much money]]></title><description><![CDATA[If only...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photo/@jiffs/i-could-help-a-lot-of-people-if-i-actually-had-this-much-money</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photo/@jiffs/i-could-help-a-lot-of-people-if-i-actually-had-this-much-money</guid><category><![CDATA[photo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2018 10:03:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJQjbxhUcYDoZneYBZfiFKhK4eeB32YU4J1RUHQryza94xa4rjBE3GzzWU3iTpvRiCJFhnePNEBM9j4oYhPBxsvVB1ymWAYBDsrY8fUQtVa8UUJ21BBgPjJ6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Crypto was all a big joke they played on us]]></title><description><![CDATA[The people who have been "buying it cheap" the whole way down. "Shit... it's under $10k!!!" "Good time to buy it cheap!" Well, now it's less than half of that. Which one was]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/crypto/@jiffs/crypto-was-all-a-big-joke-they-played-on-us</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/crypto/@jiffs/crypto-was-all-a-big-joke-they-played-on-us</guid><category><![CDATA[crypto]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2018 14:33:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw64NJ9yS43vcBujaXzeCzc1RB2qhTkpSaHiPw?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[We all know someone...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/we-all-know-someone-zg1hbmlh-e72ms</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/we-all-know-someone-zg1hbmlh-e72ms</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 20:34:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534GCzQNoA3j6Y4uvcATivQQPNreUai?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Even the "GREEN" party sent me garbage]]></title><description><![CDATA[View post on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/even-the-green-party-sent-me-garbage-zg1hbmlh-hkr9z</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/even-the-green-party-sent-me-garbage-zg1hbmlh-hkr9z</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 16:15:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/USgKoryE83ixfuJ8VWSJmYpFpWgSgJZ3zbFau9acegvNSTsdnrJcBHDdaajhwzYqx36DAHfwJT2x4EhD23udin?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitter and then some...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/bitter-and-then-some-zg1hbmlh-u6515</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/bitter-and-then-some-zg1hbmlh-u6515</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2018 01:13:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534GQJMbKe8o4TGYdoxKNZPL5E3vRzN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stoners are normal. People who collect bottles of piss are not.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch video on dMania]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/stoners-are-normal-people-who-collect-bottles-of-piss-are-not-zg1hbmlh-0dapy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/dmania/@jiffs/stoners-are-normal-people-who-collect-bottles-of-piss-are-not-zg1hbmlh-0dapy</guid><category><![CDATA[dmania]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2018 23:29:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/23KQwnti57su5XyCVDChkzKDaMfm5wezg9NqFSF6MSrZMPbeqnQntH2eAej1Rer3534GZNpZYykvv2NRRaa21RT1Kd2VWyt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pizza]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/food/@jiffs/pizza</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/food/@jiffs/pizza</guid><category><![CDATA[food]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jiffs]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2018 20:50:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6RxYjhmfF37Wz3k3LvyUyD5WFGZi448Y84MNHc2w1pCUZR5Auz7rmfDNqsk23zxcK27ujK?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>