<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 23:12:02 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@jimshorts/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Dream big.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here's a guy dreaming about where he can spend all that education he is being paid in while his coaches and NCAA make millions billions. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/dream-big</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/dream-big</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 17:55:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/DVAkPJXe6RxYjhmfF37Wz3k3LvyUyD5WFGZi448Y84MLVsVG8xpDcHJHK8UmjAA6TRAYhwSAXdccAy?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The NBA has solved their traveling problem.]]></title><description><![CDATA[After years of fans complaining, the NBA has finally decided to do something about the fact that NBA players travel on like every damn play. Giphy They have decided to never show any player's feet ever]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/the-nba-has-solved-their-traveling-problem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/the-nba-has-solved-their-traveling-problem</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2018 00:30:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw8751MhvPHVsoCG1pU55hwrLX1FF59pQ5JbW5?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I guess he hasn't heard.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Has Baker looked at what is written on his uniform? Giphy Something tells me he is going to go from dancing to crying once he does.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/i-guess-he-hasn-t-heard</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/i-guess-he-hasn-t-heard</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2018 01:05:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMtQByX882kdXBYxybfw2Lkejyzmdyk8EiKqnDxy?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh come on!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are a member of the up and coming team in the NBA West and you just keep seeing the teams in front of you get more and more stacked. Giphy Time to head to Philly or Boston Mr. Towns.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/oh-come-on</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/oh-come-on</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 16:29:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYm8gKyNgTFpknccjccjKu59iEQ2CaQK64tCCyb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[In for a rude awakening]]></title><description><![CDATA[Poor kid. Giphy Wait until he finds out that the NBA Eastern Conference doesn't really exist anymore.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/in-for-a-rude-awakening</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/in-for-a-rude-awakening</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2018 16:33:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw6VFEF7zpa2aN2k2Sg4DG3wZYiwSuRPwWEVZX?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's been 5 minutes]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hey It's been at least 5 minutes. Shouldn't Neymar be on the ground right now? Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/it-s-been-5-minutes</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/it-s-been-5-minutes</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2018 00:50:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9RTqgzgfVW71fTRU48bhjs6RAqJ3Prs4h1f3Wvqnibqh3Q7qHseLtWmMZGivvTcRMaeX5rH2Ah?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No contest.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Who wins? or I can think of several reason the second won. One of them actually has to do with baseball.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/no-contest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/no-contest</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2018 23:15:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxD4J1CUDg3UrSU1kET7nChdBNyPSr91zD?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Failure]]></title><description><![CDATA[Grayson Allen walking to the stage after being drafted at #21 by the Utah Jazz. Giphy This video was taken just before he attempted to trip the 20 guys picked ahead of him. I hope he is a tremendous NBA]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/failure</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/failure</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 15:48:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZMb2rxDXvqTEBVP1SZMhhn4CbWKsrH1XZtXxnR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who knew?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I told my wife that Ronaldo scored a hat trick a couple of days ago in the soccer World Cup. Her response: "Oh that model plays soccer? Who knew?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/who-knew</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/who-knew</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2018 02:31:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJpzEjuAvnZQmfPa5wzBAcc716PdakxmEFY8eMHS9mxEGHsG5Tj2PnQAmt5xfQo9Sfsep9MRXBX4gShs9xcWxScJpdjosK3TmzKebnJSVNswmcuBe9nGsVMWzmaWqHrzvdcz6ginK3F4PqoheAA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A true fan.]]></title><description><![CDATA[This true fan is going to be awful upset when they realize the U.S. team isn't in Russia. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/a-true-fan</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/a-true-fan</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 15:55:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw6VHa5pzb1GSrcWRX6ZpBTBvzwDafTX1g2nTP?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[G.O.A.T?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Looks like LeBron handed off the responsibility of dealing with Durant to one of his teammates again. Let’s see how that goes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/g-o-a-t</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/g-o-a-t</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2018 13:41:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxD5piKBgCt93hhQyscaCbTmZzgXt9iEfo?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Who wins when both teams have 107 points?]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are trying to understand how having the same number of points as the other team doesn't result in a win. Giphy Don't ask J.R. Smith. He has no idea.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/who-wins-when-both-teams-have-107-points</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/who-wins-when-both-teams-have-107-points</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2018 00:38:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKGxq8wdcWAiFpcm29FF1vQ7VZHkTuxCWCLXrW7DAv211vmWVjfyPUihmYq1tJ1?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If only if it were this easy.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Boy I wish we could do this to Stephen A Smith. Giphy Although we might need a basketball to shut his big mouth.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/if-only-if-it-were-this-easy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/if-only-if-it-were-this-easy</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 23:57:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw7ZWV1oaMXznmNJt6V3bxktisxnDVVYqGbziR?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Congratulations.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you celebrate even though it took you 7 games to beat a team that is missing their two best players. Giphy And don't give me any sob stories about LeBron not having anyone. He's the one who assembled]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/congratulations</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/congratulations</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 03:17:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMdX69di83iYRE3TRCDT5CWMbxpTxDfr7ifCcvHj?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[All by myself.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When you are the only guy on your team who didn't crap down his leg in the biggest game of the year. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/all-by-myself</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/all-by-myself</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2018 03:35:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGNHcdG3dkJwTRdZ4rSEhPLqRVjBQa8qSqQgjGnzH?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[No freaking way.]]></title><description><![CDATA[When a ref says he plans to call at least one offensive foul on LeBron James tonight. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/no-freaking-way</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sports/@jimshorts/no-freaking-way</guid><category><![CDATA[sports]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2018 19:52:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYdhU8tWrvcff1BuagPnbTt9oVfUX1qR8BaykxM?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Veteran move.]]></title><description><![CDATA[The double ass grab is not a move that should be tried by a novice. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/veteran-move</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/veteran-move</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2018 01:57:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw7ZZNfxCHeG8KUHQEi9kjnHaZaopvGrbsR5ky?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What goes in must come out.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Luckily he also has one of these on his belt. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/what-goes-in-must-come-out</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/what-goes-in-must-come-out</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2018 04:09:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMZw62Y4qJSQhJ7wfZDPnYnUXnZHa66ecvYqGSiZ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[In the spotlight.]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's not easy stealing the spotlight from your sons. You need to make sure it doesn't reflect off your head too much. Giphy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/in-the-spotlight</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@jimshorts/in-the-spotlight</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2018 04:01:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMcM17epVtw9fF9hvci2etpMxMCfZLD3jhop34us?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[With friends like these]]></title><description><![CDATA[I know we all want to just punch LeBron for continuously flopping all over the place. But I would never expect it from his own teammate. Giphy That guy is so cut.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/with-friends-like-these</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@jimshorts/with-friends-like-these</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jimshorts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:38:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/x7L2VSNEiyAB5Ux7nxKmLo6yLyEJT6Jt5yhNCUpGMYia3EiSXWatMM1xYoY23HCDTkLijLsmL13ExHb?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>