<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:34:34 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@joecaffeine/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Top 10 Reasons YOU Might be a BITCOIN ADDICT...]]></title><description><![CDATA[You Might be a Bitcoin Addict, if… You change your cat’s name to "Satoshi." You consider yourself an astronaut - but only when it comes to... moonshots. The only wallets you have are made of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@joecaffeine/top-10-reasons-you-might-be-a-bitcoin-addict</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@joecaffeine/top-10-reasons-you-might-be-a-bitcoin-addict</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 21:58:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e354TbST7jcTtYWi4pzYZzDvKwVRv6b8tH4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (I love donuts)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hate it when I think I'm buying organic veggies and when I get home discover they're just regular donuts. -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-i-love-donuts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-i-love-donuts</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2017 19:43:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNcFbkoqNjN8DGP7UtDJ79U3rS6kUsX1aNUByVLdbHg6koemo2dDR2aV4XNDDzCDW525SmkxvJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (Definition of FEAR)]]></title><description><![CDATA[You don't know "fear" until you hear somebody cough under your bed. -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your: website,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-definition-of-fear</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-definition-of-fear</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2017 21:52:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNcFbkoqNjN8DGP7UtDJ79U3rS6kUsX1aNUByVLdbHg6koemo2dDR2aV4XNDDzCDW525SmkxvJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[JERRY BANFIELD (My insight)]]></title><description><![CDATA[In all honesty, Jerry Banfield ( ) is the biggest reason I'm on Steemit.com. I actually started following him when I bought his awesome Facebook Ads course on Udemy about a year ago. He's extremely insightful,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/jerry-banfield</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/jerry-banfield</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:23:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e6iPFBEgCUwjokDPpP4xN8sz3AZNVHpj5uG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (Body of a 25 year old...)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I have the body of a 25 year old athlete, but it's taking up too much room in my freezer. -- ( Joe Caffeine's Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-body-of-a-25-year-old</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-body-of-a-25-year-old</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2017 21:53:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNcFbkoqNjN8DGP7UtDJ79U3rS6kUsX1aNUByVLdbHg6koemo2dDR2aV4XNDDzCDW525SmkxvJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Goodbye Steemit...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Wish I had more time, but two cents a day doesn't help me find it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/goodbye/@joecaffeine/goodbye-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/goodbye/@joecaffeine/goodbye-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[goodbye]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2017 01:29:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (Morgan Freeman)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I want to be rich enough to have Morgan Freeman read me bedtime stories. Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your: website, TV and radio ads,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-morgan-freeman</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-morgan-freeman</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 11:30:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNcFbkoqNjN8DGP7UtDJ79U3rS6kUsX1aNUByVLdbHg6koemo2dDR2aV4XNDDzCDW525SmkxvJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (I like to Reminisce)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I like to reminisce with people I don't know. - Steven Wright Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your: website, TV and radio ads, etc:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-i-like-to-reminisce</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-i-like-to-reminisce</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 00:26:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89rbjLntaN12ywq45kwNDUyGPCsjJFwRLLBfjnuRwyJbDpkLNmuvqSfTzarX4pH2mEUUL1UnSfz14?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE]]></title><description><![CDATA[I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your: website, TV and radio ads, etc:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/5bab76-today-s-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/5bab76-today-s-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2017 11:12:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGiCxx33zcLPTv7KNRcJyVm7BqxHdZwhkTRfyjN6w2KKHY7MVjrbsZDQqP3B1WUdFNibCHAPBLFJZmLDirP7gS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm sick of following my dreams. Just gonna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. Shameless Plug... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/6bmlub-today-s-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/6bmlub-today-s-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2017 03:35:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGiCxx33zcLPTv7KNRcJyVm7BqxHdZwhkTRfyjN6w2KKHY7MVjrbsZDQqP3B1WUdFNibCHAPBLFJZmLDirP7gS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (The Gym)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I had to break up with the gym. We just weren't working out.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-the-gym</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-the-gym</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jul 2017 14:50:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e5Rj138k4DrMBG944YQTyvcJWEzZhryiTn6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (You're Not Coffee)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Feel free to: Resteem, Upvote, Comment, Come Back Daily, and Let's Follow Each Other. (Shameless Plug)... SELL MORE with a JOE CAFFEINE (aka Nick Hetcher) Professional VOICE-OVER for your: website, TV]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-you-re-not-coffee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-you-re-not-coffee</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 18:02:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eFBUj9kv4gu5fEgKtmy2KKDdf7dLueTKYm4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE (Bacon Seeds)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Feel free to: Resteem, Upvote, Comment, Come Back Daily, and Let's Follow Each Other. I'm going to try "video" jokes like this for a bit. If there's no real interest, then I'll try "text"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-bacon-seeds</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-bacon-seeds</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2017 00:44:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eHuUZQymtDVT93SXzhJaDuUyR34qBVZ7Kkr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE and NEWS  (I'm Batman. No... Really)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Join Joe Caffeine and the gang for Your Daily Caffeine Fix, and oh so much more... Video by Joe Caffeine (I'm Batman. No Really) TODAY IS... (these are real days) Invite an Alien to Live with You Day National]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/your-daily-caffeine-fix-i-m-batman-no-really</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/your-daily-caffeine-fix-i-m-batman-no-really</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jul 2017 16:47:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq2qsHh2VP6QbMSEhjLFi7muiAXTfMu7gtAJE9TLKXmZTr9KhSfy8GtXNnSzccTCTUeq6o3cdTtCcfFD8rSHk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE and NEWS  (Are you "gullible?" Take the test).]]></title><description><![CDATA[Join Joe Caffeine and the gang for Your Daily Caffeine Fix, and oh so much more... Video by Joe Caffeine (Are you gullible? Take the test) TODAY IS... (these are real days) Get to Know Your Customer Day]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/joe-caffeine-with-your-daily-caffeine-fix</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/joe-caffeine-with-your-daily-caffeine-fix</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2017 23:57:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc18GVREvvsnAjfLwLF5qHHFduNHKinq2qsHh2VP6QbMSEhjLFi7muiAXTfMu7gtAJE9TLKXmZTr9KhSfy8GtXNnSzccTCTUeq6o3cdTtCcfFD8rSHk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[PROMO VIDEO #3 (to help Steemians promote Steemit)]]></title><description><![CDATA[If Steemians use my promo videos, I'll gladly make more. Watch (then share) my promo videos for Steemians to build Steemit and their own channel (get from my Youtube channel). My goal is to help Steemit]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/promo-video-3-to-help-steemians-promote-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/promo-video-3-to-help-steemians-promote-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2017 19:56:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eKud6mAeWZ3HKWRLAdn6oBCJBinvfHqwh2W?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE #13... (with Joe Caffeine)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A guy with dyslexia walks into a bra. --- ********************************* Please: Resteem, Upvote, Comment, Come Back Daily, and Let's Follow Each Other. Follow me, JOE CAFFEINE: SELL MORE... with a]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-13-with-joe-caffeine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-13-with-joe-caffeine</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2017 13:55:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVg19EuCpBGnWpXVHAR6NHiyfxUeUoEMhSw3MQxrWAdwdsRrjhZtWjMuyDJ17X5AmhRr61rVwFCkzWBQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[PROMO VIDEO #2 (to help Steemians promote Steemit)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Watch (then share) my promo videos for Steemians to build Steemit and their own channel (get from my Youtube channel). My goal is to help Steemit CRUSH Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc., thus making us]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/promo-video-2-to-help-steemians-promote-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/promo-video-2-to-help-steemians-promote-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 21:20:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[TODAY'S JOKE #12... (with Joe Caffeine)]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you say the word "gullible" very slow, it sounds exactly like "oranges." Please Upvote, Resteem, Come Back Daily, and Let's Follow Each Other. Follow me, JOE CAFFEINE: SELL MORE...]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-12-with-joe-caffeine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joecaffeine/today-s-joke-12-with-joe-caffeine</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 12:26:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVg19EuCpBGnWpXVHAR6NHiyfxUeUoEMhSw3MQxrWAdwdsRrjhZtWjMuyDJ17X5AmhRr61rVwFCkzWBQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[STEEMIT "PROMOTIONAL" VIDEO (to help Steemians build Steemit.com)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Attention Steemians... Post my show to on your social media walls to attract people to your Steemit.com channel. The more we get to join Steemit, the faster and more money we make. (Please upvote, resteem,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/steemit-promotional-video-to-help-steemians-build-steemit-com</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@joecaffeine/steemit-promotional-video-to-help-steemians-build-steemit-com</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joecaffeine]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2017 00:48:51 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>