<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2026 09:07:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@johnathanmoca/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[JAIMITO AND MAMA]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEIt arrives all bit bored to the house because they made a lot of bullin, and the mother asks daddy why that face, he answers jaimito, they say consented to me, that I am very consented, and I do]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/jaimito-and-mama</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/jaimito-and-mama</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnathanmoca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2017 16:27:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/JLypLoPY3AL7P1ivtHuhyS78QdMdPL7cZuNr6SRCdNp2HUsa2f2FUn5asxECrvzsQcqYkyytSRe1DpktDDBjcwCY1R4uRdFum6xbfxikoL9X1LCLbVF9B7pQWtoYNwvUhTB3u2iwzPQ8WGYJj37xeLxZaKjtiUu414J6UwLAuxwyxEGdfrQmgY32XpGaiGSasx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[JAIMITO Y MAMA]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEla mama le pregunta papito por que esa cara, le responde jaimito, me dicen consentido, que soy muy consentido, y nose por que mama, la mama le responde pero mire a la cara jaimito usted y sus ojos]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/jaimito-y-mama</link><guid 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persona que mas sabe a y tambien la persona mas alta, y su querida mamita con cara de]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/3vo6ll-el-profe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/3vo6ll-el-profe</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnathanmoca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2017 07:12:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/f85of191FJSWAtTR5vrjM8X7pmwgeoX6QR12Xhva2EXSToRXxyCFs4RiKF5CbQ3JQXrAgsy7kX1B34ZVPiUUBEyWs3PAg556sa4KfWnr2jenBr5Pwtf8fZVQhmYoZ8zbTRQyKfNxv3fJZVW5qP2ZrpsJGMHAGDeL2aZ9XN9GsMtE7gtT5hg1AMFkGzqu47fDQ1EmU3okt2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A CHICK]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEOnce a chick I said pio-pio, another chick answered with a pao-pao, and pun lo MATO, hahahahaha]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/a-chick</link><guid 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in sweat by the heat he was doing, one of them exclaims]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/passing-heat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/passing-heat</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnathanmoca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2017 18:47:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZQzkfwD9y6Y73WcYApQbwDnzMx9hGA9iujTjNXeikrP8NFM6kdq8xyypzexWKfaRT7cFcWdRGrV2a5HUcLtxZr24syQ8zEdx6N7mUriHDHuz75Lqtpc6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[PASANDO CALOR]]></title><description><![CDATA[FUENTEEn una calle de Barcelona van dos personas, cada una con sus bastones de ayuda, pues ambas eran ciegas, pero lo mas tremendo es que ambas hiban empapadas de sudor por la calor que estaba haciendo,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnathanmoca/pasando-calor</link><guid 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