<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 06:49:30 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@johnthefelon/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Your First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29]]></title><description><![CDATA[Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a two hundred fifty page novel. You painstakingly crafted such an intricate plot that]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/your-first-bookstore-reading-comedy-open-mic-round-29</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/your-first-bookstore-reading-comedy-open-mic-round-29</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2018 11:20:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kwSZ9Gw15LFL3aMdhmgmBBFMpDJregpdP328w1H4e1M4uhyBw3KjxvoxWNiHwnxtMm1w4p2qA6CWFRE2tdY5yGTJueqjhEKUeNw1q3NXoCdFyvmoouRy9XfY512rQtqemgxYiRC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Zeroes - Chapter 7]]></title><description><![CDATA[Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead Man Under the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-7</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-7</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2018 14:51:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPdkH2K1SudSKmGm27GUxSzUsny7hKVH9Ud3Js8xLWHtVBb4CMYgmuid2tns1RigcVmPCCwn63x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[ANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is for salvation). Synopsis Each year, the small community theater of Reeseville,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/anxiety-original-song-comedy-open-mic-round-28</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/anxiety-original-song-comedy-open-mic-round-28</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 26 Aug 2018 13:12:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[THE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28]]></title><description><![CDATA[THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2 (CW2) (Morning. Jack gets ready for work. The doorbell rings. He walks to the door, opens it, and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/the-gorilla-series-comedy-open-mic-round-28</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/the-gorilla-series-comedy-open-mic-round-28</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2018 18:08:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPAHpmh56F2X1jn3rinmk8wezfrc4VRcN6spiXLTmy42uu8teeivMaqF71MLQatHDScGfSY6WNz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pudding, Anyone?  - ComedyOpenMic Round 26]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party each year. One year, there were more people than usual. It was around dusk, and we all]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/pudding-anyone</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/pudding-anyone</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2018 00:32:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQCNQrpWkDkqRosPzkj2DzjE7pUHJb4jVTFmaMHbrJhTswuMhEHUKoLpmG4FdLMFFQVCJ9s15cA?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny Story About Panties]]></title><description><![CDATA[About a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There is an innate response mechanism for this situation and it causes a man, guilty]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/funny-story-about-panties</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/funny-story-about-panties</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2018 14:07:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNv5VRrau1RUx4pMhWmecmFXguVQfuPHiNmXWHpZfq94Pz94QyQWiGBmuXYJZ97D8zzJom2XbiN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[He's Dead, Jim]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/he-s-dead-jim</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/he-s-dead-jim</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 18:19:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6VvuHGsoU2QBt9MXeXNdDuyd4Bmd63j7zJymDTWgdcJjnzuLaDBdFHmVxqAfc5pMVLZ6jLPN53d44XK2rUsGHNwRbLhufyfxKfbXXWn7hmaiJz9YCDTbx6DZroU7kS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Irreversible]]></title><description><![CDATA[Irreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like blood, like lives The nature of things Like when air expands And cannot be stuffed In the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@johnthefelon/irreversibly-missing-you</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@johnthefelon/irreversibly-missing-you</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 14:23:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9WrigdCz555uQZN4aDqd9M5vfvbQyaoKc7pxSXeSL8huHgQTyjbCvtr7a4eWCCCaEBhwfHD75r465Av?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Lazy Man Special - Salmon]]></title><description><![CDATA[I really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery store to buy one item. I bought one half-pound salmon filet. Lovely. When I arrived]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/the-lazy-man-special-salmon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/the-lazy-man-special-salmon</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 22:27:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovds2Anvsikw6ijwDFsNho3hZGjc7Nmx2rYw4RYyDwU4Y9a61qf6ATg4VbgbcHf5wPweF4fhku9FKfknwqsGYDUT8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead Man Under the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-6-part-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-6-part-2</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 00:48:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iPdkH2K1SudSKmGm27GUxSzUsny7hKVH9Ud3Js8xLWHtVBb4CMYgmuid2tns1RigcVmPCCwn63x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is That All There Is?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it flew by faster than expected which I fully expected. I tried to slow down time with herbal]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/is-that-all-there-is</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/blog/@johnthefelon/is-that-all-there-is</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 13 Aug 2018 00:29:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[HOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the found-footage craze that coincided with a disturbing story out of Kassel, Germany about a computer]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/hold-the-fava-beans-comedyopenmic-round-26</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/hold-the-fava-beans-comedyopenmic-round-26</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2018 12:39:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP9KjXARTEBQ1WeU7HM2Lfwn8kAU7t8MXH238XVANTHhC3QVkKNZs2D3xUGadHpjvqbmYnBgLEr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Farewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus Balfour]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out upsidedown. I was on Facebook the other day and someone posted a picture of me and an old]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@johnthefelon/farewell-my-concubine-who-never-even-gave-me-a-handy-by-fergus-balfour</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@johnthefelon/farewell-my-concubine-who-never-even-gave-me-a-handy-by-fergus-balfour</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2018 23:48:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iP9h4vzVvGYg61NbnD7EPMHXuiXVGF7w5ZxingVmgs5iX1xiHQwSy8SbCUFyJEAbcuJU86tkaRC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Prologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge Entry]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called Traffic Girl Wars (I know this is a first chapter challenge, but I figure the prologue]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/prologue-traffic-girl-wars-twb-first-chapter-challenge-entry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/prologue-traffic-girl-wars-twb-first-chapter-challenge-entry</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 23:38:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3RTd4iuWD6NUYoFYtCPrfUchER6ihYi34N6pxK6dEDrYSW871ANLiHrCfCguZWhzyzjoY3pLYn381pTpvv89cycxqLnGhGyhT7SWVP6oqdHT8j6r9BGNZEXejvFT8avNpMXtYqNbMcF6jETx8mT5mQfQomJGC7NCZHNQy429Tesoze?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Steemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To Be]]></title><description><![CDATA[I hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live your life for me I'm not responsible So irresponsible Don't call me anymore Don't send me]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/openmic/@johnthefelon/steemit-open-mic-week-97-original-song-things-as-they-ought-to-be</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/openmic/@johnthefelon/steemit-open-mic-week-97-original-song-things-as-they-ought-to-be</guid><category><![CDATA[openmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2018 15:06:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25]]></title><description><![CDATA[Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1 Chapter Five: Dead Man Under the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-6-part-1-comedyopenmic-round-25</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@johnthefelon/american-zeroes-chapter-6-part-1-comedyopenmic-round-25</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 17:19:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8JxyWvtbhvcm5k3roJwHBR4WTALx7XaoRovfCYco6KQphcXP3sXcMqG4wpk6Q7RSBdmeut1RsxWdJzLWPF8CEncaZkxKEkfmoHQ8XkcYVtE9ws3TQd9y13WhvW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25]]></title><description><![CDATA[I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate @hodgetwins and @tenhanger.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/hodgetwins-bitcoin-video-intros-comedyopenmic-round-25</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@johnthefelon/hodgetwins-bitcoin-video-intros-comedyopenmic-round-25</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 13:02:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hotel California Solo on 12-string]]></title><description><![CDATA[Had to post this because it pretty much rocks. He plays the solo from Hotel California on a 12-string that he turned into a 7-string.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/music/@johnthefelon/hotel-california-solo-on-12-string</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/music/@johnthefelon/hotel-california-solo-on-12-string</guid><category><![CDATA[music]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2018 11:37:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[BULL MKT]]></title><description><![CDATA[So I'm out in my car today and the vehicle in front of me has a personalized license plate that reads, "BULL MKT" which I assume stands for BULL MARKET. That's cool. This person made money and]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@johnthefelon/bull-mkt</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@johnthefelon/bull-mkt</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2018 18:02:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iQbJ96QMAbYwyeYiFT68HhSYGDa2Mq9Nmui6diQ3nsUdeQWdVfdY1t7bcmZbMJ6ksM2ZE21MXhY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[There once was a man named Kareem...]]></title><description><![CDATA[There once was a man named Kareem Who bought a boatload of Steem Before the currency mooned He sold it too soon And the world was filled with his screams]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@johnthefelon/there-once-was-a-man-named-kareem</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@johnthefelon/there-once-was-a-man-named-kareem</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[johnthefelon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2018 19:41:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNuTfRy3yqNVP9on8w9LqQstvCYJDNPqns4SB1PytkVrELkEC5VRpa1aRMnhxP7gVDKcos4y2YE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>