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We know that Gears 5 won't have a season pass or loot boxes - or,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/3ee00be973e0e1ad9f75473df6cf1c08</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/3ee00be973e0e1ad9f75473df6cf1c08</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 04:48:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVULUBfTv5BvuRteafdcbKTWqHF8iRo5ft5NL94YGo2h9PEhuA4GarwjdRgugHaRgd4iBxUug6HC9yVhXTwYqK2NLpYCzmacBg79ici9rVyuiW2w5TL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Album Review Patience Pays Off For Goon On Long-Awaited Debut Heaven Is Humming]]></title><description><![CDATA[22nd of July, 2019. The Lowdown. A haloed goblin whose forehead bears San Diego's area code, 858, greets us from the cover of Heaven Is Humming. As with most of Goon's cover art, frontman and visual artist]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/a3ed3d476ee93c2ffda3857b098f0a9d</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/a3ed3d476ee93c2ffda3857b098f0a9d</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 04:35:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVULUBfTv5BvuRteafdcbKTWqHF8iRo5ft5NL94YGo2h9PEhuA4GarwjdRgugHaRiA6w9C5AJh5fQBF7UZwuzGxT5MKKVvYHBgrGPdahnXE2r9wmNo8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ukraine Election President Zelenskys Party Heads For Win]]></title><description><![CDATA[22nd of July, 2019. Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky's party is set to convincingly win a snap parliamentary election, consolidating his political power. 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This news comes via a Twitter report from inside the San Diego Comic Con]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/tech/@jollyjaper/2618339</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/tech/@jollyjaper/2618339</guid><category><![CDATA[tech]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 03:44:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVULUBfTv5BvuRteafdcbKTWqHF8iRo5ft5NL94YGo2h9PEhuA4GarwjdRgugHaRgiWvdwo9Vu1GgPsYG1Ct18jyMgeJVrQfwPW8KjAi52yMoTkkQEJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[[deleted]]]></title><description><![CDATA[[deleted]]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@jollyjaper/20190722t020400898z-post</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@jollyjaper/20190722t020400898z-post</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jul 2019 02:04:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stan Lee Memorial - His Memory Will Live On]]></title><description><![CDATA[Show your support for the late and great Mr Stan Lee by hitting LIKE and SHARE on the Stan Lee Memorial page:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/stan-lee-memorial-his-memory-will-live-on</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/news/@jollyjaper/stan-lee-memorial-his-memory-will-live-on</guid><category><![CDATA[news]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 15:03:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[RIP Stan Lee :'(]]></title><description><![CDATA[You will be missed :(]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/stanlee/@jollyjaper/rip-stan-lee</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/stanlee/@jollyjaper/rip-stan-lee</guid><category><![CDATA[stanlee]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2018 19:07:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bitch Please!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/yomama/@jollyjaper/yomama-517329</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/yomama/@jollyjaper/yomama-517329</guid><category><![CDATA[yomama]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jollyjaper]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2018 12:11:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2k7TU6Gfnp2nkmGD95b8uRMkfEsQUCmDYuT3nLwDn8ZBZQHd6dXySbY1u8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Did You Know?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? 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