<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 15:45:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@jordanhogg/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A joke to make your day! 😂]]></title><description><![CDATA[source A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer:]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@jordanhogg/a-joke-to-make-your-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@jordanhogg/a-joke-to-make-your-day</guid><category><![CDATA[humour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jordanhogg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 02:53:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVea1Y8myvbvNYesfRmvJNY4JN7GobyxWGSTHsonBDDkS943e8UFyqeTUmezsmNHd3uaP8mzuz5MvQfg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[JOKE OF THE DAY! 😂😂😂]]></title><description><![CDATA[Source Something to laugh about mate! A man sprints into a bar. Panting he says ‘give me 10 shots of your best whiskey!’ The bar tender lines up 10 shot glasses on the bar and starts pouring. ‘QUICK!’]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@jordanhogg/joke-of-the-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@jordanhogg/joke-of-the-day</guid><category><![CDATA[humour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jordanhogg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2018 00:54:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2Mbpj29zzt2715CnRvTBSvX8kZrHUShceTSPNvQWxxBX5AXZGCGB6rrcxtKBxBUZtgGzKdRaU2nu7pKdkqEmQmhp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introduction: Hello steemit I am Jordan and I am new in this community]]></title><description><![CDATA[I am Jordan, I am from Newtownards Northern Ireland born and raised. My dad @bosshogg & My step mum @dearjyoce is the reason I am making this account as they say it's very good and are never off it.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@jordanhogg/introduction-hello-steemit-i-am-jordan-and-i-am-new-in-this-community</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@jordanhogg/introduction-hello-steemit-i-am-jordan-and-i-am-new-in-this-community</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[jordanhogg]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2018 01:07:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVeTWFUVaxm4BrN5i1LJpqexVHAwY3cwLrGYjrU9Q3pLpVc7tmmnLEp2Aabi3GPqRZvmQLqqvLh5rWPG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>