<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 22:37:15 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@joshua/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Move along.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Seriously. There's nothing to see here. Here's the time some guy at the range let me shoot his machine gun when all I asked to do was film him shooting. Sorry. It was my first time. I'm not sorry. Here's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/completenonsense/@joshua/move-along</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/completenonsense/@joshua/move-along</guid><category><![CDATA[completenonsense]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2016 11:10:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45eGoCJfiAUr1rVL6DQ1VeBx7cricnXDprDot?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of my favorite drinks]]></title><description><![CDATA[just a shot of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@joshua/one-of-my-favorite-drinks</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/beer/@joshua/one-of-my-favorite-drinks</guid><category><![CDATA[beer]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 01:44:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/sML2JBPsdAyPJdUcsKrToEcqVTmXs1piwSbmPJQkfEd2QHW98CMZz1eDkTosfWGW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hey, Steemit, thanks for the free silver!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I love silver. I always have. I don't wear jewelry anymore, save for a stainless watch sometimes, but if I did, for aesthetics alone, I prefer silver to gold. To my eyes, gold usually looks tacky, especially]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/silver/@joshua/hey-steemit-thanks-for-the-free-silver</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/silver/@joshua/hey-steemit-thanks-for-the-free-silver</guid><category><![CDATA[silver]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2016 00:45:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKRHHBDT4nJXCSYkofy1FwJx5swkta1TR3HG6ggFND2JgC1WXHj3m3U6amN9doU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[C*cks AND Glocks: Texas' new "campus carry" law]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cocks? Glocks? ...What? In May, 2015, the Texas legislature passed S.B. 11, better known as the "Campus Carry" bill. It states that all public institutions of higher education in the state must]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@joshua/c-cks-and-glocks-texas-new-campus-carry-law</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@joshua/c-cks-and-glocks-texas-new-campus-carry-law</guid><category><![CDATA[politics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2016 17:10:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6gUbcKN7Uxenq7kTZS9nB8Q6pSMTyABKCnf84frDsUh9x7TczJbNCeQbv2ZVtZw99v4S5t?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Help me help the awesome "Vet Ranch" YouTube channel!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I subscribe to several gun channels on YouTube. One of them is Demolition Ranch. It is run by a great guy named Matt Carriker. Occasionally he will mention in some of those Demolition Ranch videos that]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@joshua/help-me-help-the-awesome-vet-ranch-youtube-channel</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@joshua/help-me-help-the-awesome-vet-ranch-youtube-channel</guid><category><![CDATA[pets]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2016 08:12:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45ePy6HfA9Z1sbTuefsSRjhZDHU9V1gwgkzSJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What I see on Steemit all day]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steem Everybody was Steemfu fighting. Posting fast as lightning. Steemy Jiggly Boobs Everyone knows boobs = money. Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem! When steeming, consider steeming while you're steeming. Then when]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@joshua/what-i-see-on-steemit-all-day</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@joshua/what-i-see-on-steemit-all-day</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2016 19:24:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/6gUbcKN7Uxenq7kTZS9nB8Q6pSMTyABKCmjfCuiz6GHjpWRyEEBK9Q57xiLn3Rf21Zdy8J?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I used to have this cat]]></title><description><![CDATA[His name is Pongo. I had to give him away when I moved from Houston to DFW last year because the friends I moved in with for the first few months have a frequent visitor that is severely allergic. I'm]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@joshua/i-used-to-have-this-cat</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/pets/@joshua/i-used-to-have-this-cat</guid><category><![CDATA[pets]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2016 07:29:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2Qhhdda6Qnbf3tYSuKjYyV4zkn5wgDoichrCLYZZQYCgrjKJUP8wjDdRuuLtocPe9Dp12R7z6E3ZGoFurCrS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[20 mph around a college?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I live next to a college. Like, directly across the street. And less than 10 feet from my bedroom window is a counseling center for the college. Anyway, the speed limit all around the college is 20 mph.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/20-mph-around-a-college</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/20-mph-around-a-college</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2016 05:58:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/CQdwDW6BZfWYLQDbrvD7XQvtKEKFF3uVz8iEN5VKMFkew1jkufpoppoJdLnkqpS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A story about (a lack of) symmetry]]></title><description><![CDATA[On the night of Saturday, April 21st, 2012, I was riding my motorcycle down Westheimer in Houston. Probably the worst time and place to be on a motorcycle. At the Brazos intersection, heading east, a young]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/a-story-about-a-lack-of-symmetry</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/a-story-about-a-lack-of-symmetry</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2016 21:14:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[When is the Zombie Apocalypse?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I don't know where I intended to go with this. I'm so ready for the zombie apocalypse. I'm not prepped for it. I've got a few guns, but not much ammo. I don't have an armored vehicle. I don't have a plan]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/when-is-the-zombie-apocalypse</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/when-is-the-zombie-apocalypse</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2016 19:26:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I think I'm going to start trying to date stupid women.  A rant.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've never dated a stupid woman. I always go for smart women. A smart 6 to me is infinitely better than a dumb 10. I can't talk to a dumb 10. I mean, at least not about anything that I even remotely care]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/i-think-im-going-to-start-trying-to-date-stupid-women</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/i-think-im-going-to-start-trying-to-date-stupid-women</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 09:44:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Upstairs neighbors]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm pretty sure my upstairs neighbors are a lesbian couple. Is it still ok to say lesbian? I'm not sure anymore, because over the last 18 months or so we got like 37 new gender identities and sexual]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/upstairs-neighbors</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/upstairs-neighbors</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2016 01:34:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[I'm glad I'm not black..... hear me out]]></title><description><![CDATA[A few months ago, I got tired of the regular stupid bar scene, and decided to go to an open mic for a change of scenery. I live in a little city dominated by the arts college here, so I was pretty optimistic]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/im-glad-im-not-black--</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@joshua/im-glad-im-not-black--</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2016 21:46:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[My latest build.  Ruger 10/22 Clone]]></title><description><![CDATA[There wasn't already a guns topic, so I felt the need to remedy that immediately. Most of the stuff I post in here will be #nfa, because taxation is theft, but that's the only way to have the cool toys]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/guns/@joshua/my-latest-build</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/guns/@joshua/my-latest-build</guid><category><![CDATA[guns]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[joshua]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2016 08:11:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3auKdMsk3Q3yYnbqhNBNeAkJ7tTrmGPTENkEFvFyErMKn4kZRqW5pAqBKHqxBg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I knew me before I was cool]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello. My name is Josh. 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