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Fur aw ye sailors who arenae oot at yer local pub tonight, chasin' wimins an' hoddin ale, yoo're lucky enaw tae catch th' early addition o' mah Saturday morn Silvers Contest standings! Sae let's gie tae it mates!
1-Kerrislravenhill - ⚪ (Foo oonce ay silvers!)
2-Filipino- ⚪ (Half oonce ay silvers!)
3-Sergino - ⚪ (Quarter oonce ay silvers!)
4-Handofzara
5-Stokjockey
6-Steemitag
7-Steeming-hot
8-Yehey
9-Pinoy
10-Bluesniper
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"Th' competition is fierce! Nae change in uir number one spot thes week as Kerrislravenhill digs in fur th' lang haul! But looks at Filipino! Wa he's cut th' wakes ay Steeming-hot, Stokjockey, Sergino, Yehey, Fat-Elvis, Xyzashu, Zugs an' Minminlou! Ahh dornt think Ahh hav e'er seen th' likes ay it! Braw sailin' 'att is!
An' 'en? It's Sergino! cuttin' th' wakes ay Steeming-hot an' Stokjockey! (They musta feel asleep!)
An' 'en? An' 'en? It's Handofzara, taking o'er fourth place, cuttin' th' wakes ay Yehey, Fat-Elvis, Xyzashu, Zugs an' Minminlou! Whit skill!
An' 'en? An' 'en? An' 'en? Stokjockey! Wa' hee's cut the wake ay Steeming-hot! Tricky manuever thaur!
Finally, wee's hav Bluesniper! He's back in the Top Ten! An' who is gone? Fat-Elvis...puir bloke, maybe we'll see's heem again someday.
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The pot is buildin' mates! Keeps up th' great wark!
⚪ First Place Prize - 1 foo oonce of silvers! - (Current cost: $14.84, plus $1.75 for margin, plus $2.50 for shippin', for a grand total of $19.09).
⚪ Second Place Prize - 1/2 oonce of silvers!
⚪ Third Place Prize - 1/4 oonce of silvers!
(All silver will be shipped out when the First Place winner is announced.)
"Good luck to all, and may the best mucker win!" - Keptin
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'Breakin' Bark!'
"Efter th' alotted time, Yehey has failed tae claim hee's quarter oonce ay silvers prize! Sae noo we gang oan doon th' list tae th' last possibles elligable contestant an' sae forth...Pinoy!! 'Att's reit! Sends me a spyug (email) with yur home port postal address mate, an' th' quarter oonce ay fine silvers is yoor's! Yoo've got until Monday night! (Pinoy is the last ay th' top ten contestants in uir prior contest. If he doesnae claim th' quarter oonce ay silvers, than it will have ta go back inta mah treasure chest an' wait fur th' finish ay uir current contest!"📮
'Quarter oonce ay Fine silvers!' Ahh took thes aff the neck ay an' Armeniar pirate 'att wuz unfortunately drowned by a nine pound cannon baw. (Noot sure whit he wuz thinkin', trying ta swim ashair with 'att in hee's keks. Oh's weel.)
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'A wee bit o' strange':
"Ahh hud a dreams th' other night, (whilst wee was sailin' north fur Sherubrub, Socotra). Ahh dreamed 'att young cabin loons were jumpin' inta th' sea! Drawin' they's short life tae an end! Ahh couldnae make heids nae tails ay it! A veery disturbin' dreams indeeds!" 😐 -Keptin
"Confused? Ascared? Seasick? Need a private chat wi' th' Captain?" - joshua.slane@aol.com
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'Kerrislravenhill' says: "Steady as she goes Keptin." - Aye, as steady as we kin bee's Lassie, oan th' dangeroos, high seas ay Socotra! -Keptin
'Svinnig' says': "Keptin, yer prizes ur 'Old School!' Mebbe ye shoods giv oot Steem insteid ay silver??' -😲 Wa' ye flammin' flappergill! Ye dancinin' diggery! Ye jumpin pan ay fryin' sea scagg! If Ahh e'er rin athwart yer haem port, Ahh'll hav yer reit ear mucker! -Keptin