Where does the 3D shape go when it murders someone? Prism
The poorest man can be rich if he gets a bunch of money.
I told my wife we are all reincarnated, but MUST come back as a different creature. She said she wanted to come back as a cow..... .... then I said: ""You obviously haven't been listening"".
What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives.
What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot? A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...