Dear wonderful ladies and gentlemans,
meanwhile i here for 2-3 months since i introduced myself.
Today I post my three hundredth post. I thought it should be a little funny story this time.
Lets go and enjoy.
In a bar, two men sit and enjoy a few beers. One of the two pukes and hits his own shirt and says: shit my wife will kill me.
His friend says no she will not kill you. I have a good idea. Tell your wife that you talked to a nice guy, he was really nice, but in the middle of the conversation he was suddenly sick and suddenly he started breaking vomit and his puke met you.
But my wife will never believe that.
Wait Wait says the friend and says: I'm not done yet. Put 50 euros in your shirt and tell her look he even gave me 50 euros for cleaning.
He thought: wow that's a good idea.
A few hours later, he arrived home and his wife was about to start yelling.
Her husband said: wait it's not what it looks like. A nice guy puked me in the bar. He even put 50 euros into my shirt for cleaning.
His wife grabbed in his shirt and found 100 euros. She said: but here are 100 euros in your shirt ????
Then he said: Yes, I shit in my pants too.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
300 Post check!
Note: Iam not the owner of that picture.