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Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Not sally
Whats black and sits in a corner?
A baby with its finger in a light socket
Whats green and sits in a corner?
Same baby two weeks later
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Punch his sister in the jaw
A black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving?
The cop
Whats got 5 arms, 6 legs, and 3 feet?
The finish line at the Boston Marathon
A jew with a boner runs into a wall, what does he break?
His nose
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!
What did hitler get for his birthday?
G.I Jew and an Easy Bake Oven
Why are black guys good at basketball?
The whole point it to run, shoot, and steal
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... just kidding
Just remember, these are JOKES and should not be taken seriously!