<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 01:50:40 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@kvnq/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[#Who_missed_mhe???]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm Back.......for good people. . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@kvnq/whomissedmhe</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemmonsters/@kvnq/whomissedmhe</guid><category><![CDATA[steemmonsters]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2019 14:28:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5ShzsKnKF7vppGeV6VN3m3GSDcLoRruAhMmifZtFSDkYScSX6Df2TNoz1En3qqoVGEUkpkBSRjNVZkDcnaJ99kHuTrakNqxgL4cT4gQQyhJAwqCTux3wUtAm8Qi7VF3YHhNK39uHnCaGhq9k8Yefk1Nn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My funny Joke ;-) ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[My doctor said I shouldn't carry heavy things ........ now I lie on the floor while urinating . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/my-funny-joke</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/my-funny-joke</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2018 13:14:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZjkF1SBzR9ZkMzBdj1KCM6moEaTipoUasKTHmpBPkpHuukZWqe9mzG9i9gJKucLhKUSz49X2p7XT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[LOVE ❤️ #teardrops]]></title><description><![CDATA[. . Love Is Not Something You Go Out And Look For. Love Finds You. And When It Does, Ready Or Not, It'l Be The Best Thing Ever Happen To You @teardrops .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/teardrops/@kvnq/love-teardrops</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/teardrops/@kvnq/love-teardrops</guid><category><![CDATA[teardrops]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:43:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1AreaDn1D7Jp7ZEvgLC9TvJctofX1ChMgSZzaBzTK33wUavcoqfxWSHeoirSXSkEpSruCjjs511m9fsPVEsRAJ9rj2Dku3x83MWZqYS8ndEDs9G81gwaHP6AEiQ9F2htnq79KvfKrToAmkrJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Funny Question of the Day!!!......Your Answers are Needed!!!!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[IMAGINE YOU JUST WOKE UP NOW AND REALIZED THAT YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS JUST A DREAM....... And you are actually in kindergarten sleeping in the classroom. . . . How will you feel???......... . . . . . . #Respect]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/ulog/@kvnq/funny-question-of-the-day-your-answers-are-needed</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/ulog/@kvnq/funny-question-of-the-day-your-answers-are-needed</guid><category><![CDATA[ulog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:34:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Wjs3JfkndFR1MvHHF8tfocJg5XEReTNCQ46qamqnC1DVUsDYQqTUsh2J3ei5cS5xFFTMZzGtRGxXZg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My funny Joke (Round 9) Title: Laugh Out Your Sorrows;-) ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I thought I have seen all the sex style in the world until I heard my neighbor yesterday saying baby climb the wardrobe and jump on my dick.....................I was like O.M.G!!! . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/surpassinggoogle/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-9-title-laugh-out-your-sorrows</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/surpassinggoogle/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-9-title-laugh-out-your-sorrows</guid><category><![CDATA[surpassinggoogle]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:27:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UonWToSX8tGXNY8jeXKSedJ2aRhGRj6HDecqrgVWyKFCUb4mDXx9d9nmscoJT4oCdWzBXTtTuoRJ7jwDERupH5JjP5CENdgHA5PFVwiWf694?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My funny Joke (Round 8) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus He wrote: Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers!!!!! . . . hahahahahahahahahahahaha .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-8-title-laugh-your-ass-out</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-8-title-laugh-your-ass-out</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:20:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruv8X2R8t7XDv5HGXyHWCCu4rKmbB5pmEzjYSiLT48WT7NrFZEgpEeEURreSZWkKfp8ojtBgtdijLYiFLM9eVfdobZsfjHwTKqUiV36Z4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My funny Joke (Round 7) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-) ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[I was at the mall today and I saw a man looking at me as if he has never seen someone take a sip of coke and returning it on the shelf......... . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/xspdb-my-funny-joke-round-7-title-laugh-your-ass-out</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/xspdb-my-funny-joke-round-7-title-laugh-your-ass-out</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2018 10:13:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZjkF1SBzR9ZkMzBdj1KCM6moEaTipoUasKTHmpBPkpHuukZWqe9mzG9i9gJKucLhKUSz49X2p7XT?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[LOVE]]></title><description><![CDATA[• Every treasure is easy to get But the one treasure hard to get Is LOVE It’s been duplicated in so many ways Because it’s original has wandered away • It’s original is in the hearts Of those who cherish]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@kvnq/love-6d31b90430ce7est</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@kvnq/love-6d31b90430ce7est</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 13:05:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdJwQay1xr8ML9X56h7c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Oh! My Family]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh! My family That is meant to be a lily Has become a pain sight To behold therein In which peace and joy Has flew to the highest tree Rather sorrow and pain Has become the inhabitant of our home Oh! My]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@kvnq/oh-my-family-38e692b36b73dest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@kvnq/oh-my-family-38e692b36b73dest</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2018 12:27:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN5SDEb3hNkaXcehLRFfc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[COMEDY OPEN MIC ROUND 30/ Laugh Your Ass Out ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet seat... Husband: How does it help Wife: I use your toothbrush! . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-7-title-laugh-your-ass-out</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/my-funny-joke-round-7-title-laugh-your-ass-out</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2018 18:28:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNuHw6UNekxPmt6zbAyqd2NFHYCqKw7ok98mPYSo8wy7esMCDuttQn6zu8FrcNbh4gzeSCBcESr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My funny Joke (Round 6) Title: Laugh Your Ass Out ;-)]]></title><description><![CDATA[A boy was appointed as receptionist in a girls hostel. After 2 months the warden called the boy and said, "Why have you not come to collect your salary?" Boy: Oh my God! 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It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prostitutes) were standing by the roadside. . The boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?.” His]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/a-fight-between-a-taxi-driver-and-a-woman-passenger</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/comedyopenmic/@kvnq/a-fight-between-a-taxi-driver-and-a-woman-passenger</guid><category><![CDATA[comedyopenmic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2018 15:43:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kwqSXWA2evTexn6YzPHotJF8R85JZsErvtTWYk4umac9kd6NMqKJUVgHzXjQZK7dujPavpkyriUJW6qpzryAJ6emaMqYmJm4e2Ary6rFmQpJ8bTVjBquSS7jL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to kill a mosquito]]></title><description><![CDATA[Image Source (Google) How to kill a mosquito Catch it alive Tie it's legs then tickle it's stomach and when it laughs, Catch it's mouth and pour a spoon of poison!!!!!!!!!....It will now Die . . .]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/how-to-kill-a-mosquito</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@kvnq/how-to-kill-a-mosquito</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 14:44:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1AreaDn1D7Jp7ZEvgLC9TvJctofX1ChMgSZoi1LgLGoGkQc8gu9soGKDn85JpJ1TTtAE4f7DyA38gNp2bQ87LhCEzPqYrW4eMZrq9Cyp4vDZQFHLAewcX3m5tLxzsr32NqcfNgojQpPJc9fc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Laugh Out Your Sorrows]]></title><description><![CDATA[. . . . . Follow me @kvnq ;-)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@kvnq/laugh-out-your-sorrows</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@kvnq/laugh-out-your-sorrows</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[kvnq]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2018 12:32:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q97bnqsgkTFcfVnFW2RnCV6jZxPtd9DxkscUTe9KXRpX5QYSoutRXR12HLkbZ978HQ5mLbidiDeVSe?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>