After another mass shooting in a US school, the worried citizen NRA (National Rifle Association) has demanded a closing of all schools in the country.
It cannot be that so many innocent children are killed again and again. Schools are dangerous. We must put an end to those horrendous incidents. We must tackle the evil at its root.
The NRA spokesperson admits that closing all schools at once may be problematic.
Of course we must be careful and should not overreact. Some schools still need to exist, but only under heavy regulation. For example every student should be mandated to openly carry a gun. Weekly training on the school grounds would make sure that the students can aim. That would prevent most, if not all, death from school shootings.
As always some unpatriotic, un-american socialists from the education lobby have sprung up to tell us that this is bullshit.
They say that it is not the schools that are the reasons for gun death, but the wrong usage of those. With more education, shooters would be deterred from killing students, because they would know how schools work.
Asked for a statement, president Trump said:
We will make America great again! We will make it, you know, I have said that a lot of times, I have said it just last week to that great Korean guy, we will... what was it? Ah yes, we will make it the greatest shooting range in the world, better than anything that, that, what was his name... that Obama guy could ever make! Everyone who says otherwise is #fakenews