This is the feminism I grew up hearing about.

Now a days, I always have to check the photo and take a careful look. Is she a she already? Check! Is she a teen? Could be. She is half way there!

I'm not even kidding. All she has to do is become a pro bull-rider before she is 18. Well, don't get me wrong that's something but for a guy, what does a guy have to do to become the first man to do something these days?

Perhaps all of the absolute firsts most people think of are already taken by now. So instead some men got the dubious distinction of being the first men to win metals in women's sports.

We have to aim to be the 1000th man in space and so on. Perhaps, with a little more gene therapy shots, there could be a first leprechaun in space. What do you all think?