<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 May 2026 21:12:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@lexclarke/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Hot cross buns already]]></title><description><![CDATA[At last the loop is complete. Next Christmas, children will be able to put out milk & hot cross buns for Santa.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/hot-cross-buns-already</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/hot-cross-buns-already</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 11:27:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[One of life's bitter sweet moments.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Oh the extacy and the agony. What a bitter-sweet moment. I was wrapping Christmas presents and I managed to "glide" the scissors through a FULL WIDTH of wrapping paper, without snagging even]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@lexclarke/one-of-life-s-bitter-sweet-moments</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@lexclarke/one-of-life-s-bitter-sweet-moments</guid><category><![CDATA[humour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2017 04:09:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[So do you think you really own anything?]]></title><description><![CDATA[What do you "own"? What are your possessions? How rich are you? Maybe you think you own houses, cars, jet skis or a million & one other things. Well here is something to think about. You]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/so-do-you-think-you-really-own-anything</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/so-do-you-think-you-really-own-anything</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2017 22:59:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Meh]]></title><description><![CDATA[So, do you like operating that digger?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@lexclarke/meh</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/humour/@lexclarke/meh</guid><category><![CDATA[humour]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2017 07:29:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGe7QNduRzZiWnd62jY8qBwFmr6qbjAv4pyFEWpddkxrukqW3xtw9oMW2PrNBvBPUJaMik9F3uYuNi3Kvva?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blueglass]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/colorchallenge/@lexclarke/blueglass</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/colorchallenge/@lexclarke/blueglass</guid><category><![CDATA[colorchallenge]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 11:52:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/9vWp6aU4y8kyJM9JABQLS7EhjmU3VVqJQJsLWXdiMUiG2HRTax4iQQNc7Aoo3JiwYQxGe1Kzx9ujC8xy9gW8KpHdwKtQ8cY3Qe2uGLtKvK6dLjY2rK4X27oSQLPg3qgDWBmSANpJSFCgBRXRY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[God's masterpiece]]></title><description><![CDATA[Who has built anything out of wood? If you have, you know how much work is involved in making it fit together and look good. Noah’s masterpiece was the Ark, built out of wood, and a pretty impressive sight]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@lexclarke/god-s-masterpiece</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/religion/@lexclarke/god-s-masterpiece</guid><category><![CDATA[religion]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 11:58:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What is the good news about the Ten Commandments?]]></title><description><![CDATA[To clean your face, all you need is soap and water. To get "clean" in God's eyes can only be done one way. It is the only way to avoid an eternity in the torments of Hell. I recommed you get]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/what-is-the-good-news-about-the-ten-commandments</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/what-is-the-good-news-about-the-ten-commandments</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 05 Nov 2017 11:39:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why the Ten Commandments?]]></title><description><![CDATA[If I tell you what God's law says it's like I'm handing you a mirror. I am not accusing you of having a dirty face, I am just letting you see for yourself. A mirror can show you you have a dirty face,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/why-the-ten-commandments</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lexclarke/why-the-ten-commandments</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 10:32:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[FINE, make fun of my first post Steemit!]]></title><description><![CDATA[I got a message that it didn't work, so I tried again- same message, so I tried again- it posted 3 times. I'm sorry Facebook for ever doubting you.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/fine-make-fun-of-my-first-post-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/fine-make-fun-of-my-first-post-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2017 11:04:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[my first post just something light for a start]]></title><description><![CDATA[We are offended. All our best material is now being treated seriously. Men want the right to be called women and it's too early to say what gender a newborn is. Next thing you know, people will be burned]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/77qyuw-my-first-post-just-something-light-for-a-start</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/77qyuw-my-first-post-just-something-light-for-a-start</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2017 10:37:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787ga2ySFAMRKPLNtzFaQca1MN4yd4YRdVwWkJkgk3NMFqYc3vnr9936xQjpsVudr9NXyxvSuHDLQwM4i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[my first post just something light for a start]]></title><description><![CDATA[We are offended. All our best material is now being treated seriously. Men want the right to be called women and it's too early to say what gender a newborn is. Next thing you know, people will be burned]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/ad727-my-first-post-just-something-light-for-a-start</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@lexclarke/ad727-my-first-post-just-something-light-for-a-start</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lexclarke]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2017 10:14:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787ga2ySFAMRKPLNtzFaQca1MN4yd4YRdVwWkJkgk3NMFqYc3vnr9936xQjpsVudr9NXyxvSuHDLQwM4i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[my first post just something light for a start]]></title><description><![CDATA[We are offended. All our best material is now being treated seriously. Men want the right to be called women and it's too early to say what gender a newborn is. 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