Everyone has a picture they wish they could expunge from the internet.
So, how are those celebrity endorsements we keep hearing about?
Oh, they're doing great. Just great. Phenomenal, even. They are really built to last.
Let's take a gander in a visual tour-de-non-force (of Google results images.)
I think the lesson here is...short celebrities.
Our unlikely (and sole) winner is...
...one William Shatner, who appears to be the only celebrity endorsement I was able to locate that has not yet torpedoed the underlying product that said celebrity probably doesn't understand.
Doesn't mean I recommend going long on Datum, though!
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Sources: Google, CoinTelegraph, CNN, Bloomberg, TMZ (sigh), ZH
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