<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 20:24:45 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@life.thoughts/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The advantages of educating your child as a killer for hiring]]></title><description><![CDATA[In our society hired killers are considered almost an absolute evil. However, there's much more cool things to it: They'll be the best in school. Because if someone is better, he will very soon pass away.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/instruction/@life.thoughts/the-advantages-of-educating-your-child-as-a-killer-for-hiring</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/instruction/@life.thoughts/the-advantages-of-educating-your-child-as-a-killer-for-hiring</guid><category><![CDATA[instruction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2017 19:46:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[What to do if somebody wants to kill you with a nuclear weapon?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many of us have faced situations where someone is very angry, has a bad mood, drunk, and begins to threaten you with atomic bomb. What can you do? First of all, don't panic. Statistics tell us: nuclear]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/atomic/@life.thoughts/what-to-do-if-somebody-wants-to-kill-you-with-a-nuclear-weapon</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/atomic/@life.thoughts/what-to-do-if-somebody-wants-to-kill-you-with-a-nuclear-weapon</guid><category><![CDATA[atomic]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 04 Jul 2017 21:04:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[How to become the president of the world? Step-by-step instruction]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many of us have bad days. For example, on the way to work, an anvil may fall on you or your former classmate, who always beat you and made you lick the soles of your shoes while other children laughed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/instruction/@life.thoughts/how-to-become-the-president-of-the-world-step-by-step-instruction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/instruction/@life.thoughts/how-to-become-the-president-of-the-world-step-by-step-instruction</guid><category><![CDATA[instruction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2017 20:23:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[You're still not stealing coins from fountains? It's time to start]]></title><description><![CDATA[Once in ancient times, when people had just invented the money thing, someone accidentally dropped a coin into a puddle. As he arrived at home, he began to look for the coin, and went back on his way,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@life.thoughts/you-re-still-not-stealing-coins-from-fountains-it-s-time-to-start</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@life.thoughts/you-re-still-not-stealing-coins-from-fountains-it-s-time-to-start</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2017 19:05:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNgJriiiwQoyGuKrNjJJQmMUZJEX3o6XiDhoV6LsA3aC6ytb37bo7c7g7bNePJEr7xHWabBniz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why should you become an airliner!]]></title><description><![CDATA[We live in an amazing time: people use surgical operations to turn themselves into women, and women do so vice versa. 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Someone sold his car, someone sold his house and wife, I personally]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/howto/@life.thoughts/how-to-earn-usdusd-when-bitcoin-keeps-failling-problem-solved</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/howto/@life.thoughts/how-to-earn-usdusd-when-bitcoin-keeps-failling-problem-solved</guid><category><![CDATA[howto]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2017 21:58:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/PB8ro82ZpZP5xqHVTtgzxr9jRnPYTxeDK7ZMexdNmi5tk8PL779vp2T3yRjXP7p1nebnVSUvcUwr5DL89RhnqpcTdfKYojwCrkhuoHP4UJdxzQ7x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[An atomic icebreaker or a car? Choose wisely!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some of you probably heard that in Russia the amount of cars per citizen is almost three times lower comparing to the rest of the world. But only few people know that the number of icebreakers per citizen]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@life.thoughts/an-atomic-icebreaker-or-a-car-choose-wisely</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@life.thoughts/an-atomic-icebreaker-or-a-car-choose-wisely</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[life.thoughts]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 17:18:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/EEEoA8oLaAxvDZG9qYrsSvDqYeABF1GqkXYm2Ven7ypbkJFj37q4p3CzuH6By7b2bJmThCHmY1vidFTTW5fTfzs966BvgFnzCN8kQSQVnkFDnwgcHe2YaiUNKrSHa9t8uXYXBR4wqSRskkKQJnPuG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How not to die from an atomic bomb tutorial!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Privet everyone! After I wrote [in my previous post] that I'm building an atomic bomb, first followers appeared. 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