Here Goes My First Post!
Hello World! I am 
It may be a little awkward at that point, as I won't be so little anymore, but we will deal with that issue when we get to it.
I am just over a week old, but am already enjoying life here with mommy and daddy. So far, all I've done is eat, sleep, poop and pee - as well as a little bit of crying and grumbling here and there. If Once in a while, I'll let out a little smile but I try to use those sparingly, at least for now!
Four days ago, I went to the pediatrician's office for the first time ever! I got a clean bill of health. Can you believe it? They checked all of my body parts and it all checked out.
Daddy is starting to weird me out a bit, because every time I open my eyes, he's lurched over top of me with a big creepy smile. I know he means well, but give me some space, man!
Today daddy finally got around to putting together my Pack-and-Play. He seems to be walking around like a zombie these days and it took him way longer than it should have.
I wonder what's been keeping him up at night? I don't see any problems... In fact, I'm sleeping just fine!
Mommy mounted this weird thing to the side of my bed which spins around and makes a lot of noise. I was mesmerized for a few minutes, but then it started to sing at me and I wasn't having it. Mommy turned off the music and I conked out light a light!
Well, that's all for my first post! I looking forward to sharing my adventures here on Hive! Please follow me, read my stories and comment below - someday I'll be able to read them!