<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 00:22:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@loboman/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Hillbilly]]></title><description><![CDATA[I really don't understand how Bill and Hillary Clinton dodged the nickname - "HillBilly"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/hillbilly</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/hillbilly</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2018 06:13:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A family affair]]></title><description><![CDATA[My mate came over yesterday, he was terribly upset. He said he had just slept with his second cousin. I said, "Bud, if it upsets you that much, just stop counting them"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/a-family-affair</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/a-family-affair</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 08:35:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Forever is tomorrow]]></title><description><![CDATA[I went to my local video store and asked the clerk if I could have Batman Forever. He replied, no, I would have to return it tomorrow]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/forever-is-tomorrow</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/forever-is-tomorrow</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 12:56:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdi7kgQCEShTBfdYE8gn4JEguU8UQFqHD9o7H7vcvWfMWM2aTsLoCjBY8bgqPpeRfkXewNvCUjjnuxQRnE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Diamond things]]></title><description><![CDATA[My mate asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday and she said nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring. So he got her nothing 😂]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/diamond-things</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/diamond-things</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2018 13:05:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K613MpXpzdjgSCSuis7mspjkTdRLMsKj6PYejaimLdrtMf3aofNB1gzchrwXi6vCnZY8ixbXPZ2baw8S1xb8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Baby blues]]></title><description><![CDATA[This "No more tears" is bullshit. I've already used, like, a whole bottle on this baby and he's still crying]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/baby-blues</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/baby-blues</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 07:36:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K62r2w3sZBbBTpPrJJrXEt1czL2HksaasbkcPcjMPJvv44kKUSR7rX6kUy2aSYQJHALsvjmmZzTq7hALCZ2e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Flat planet society?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Question: Do flat earthers think all the planets are flat or just earth?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/flat-planet-society</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/flat-planet-society</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2018 07:14:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGeALhvJHuEfvVPQzKvLPeKm3rHqnuXcnjZzDVdHS4i8pCk39hn1hpuZ1NcrR9gjXmkEJSxYi3KLpMDLa6i?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tall stories]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dear graffiti artists How the faark did you get up there?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/tall-stories</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/tall-stories</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 10:29:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGde5yxt32xRcHP7A34aPGwmWdSdjcpiQPvuQknY4ei7W6fAEVhQKsHG79Jf5LH2uyvJ5snK7gScp1hRN9c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rip-off]]></title><description><![CDATA[I saw a cool T-shirt yesterday for only $10, but at the counter, the cashier asks me for $20. I say "But it says $10 on the price tag" He says "Ya, but it actually costs $20" So I give]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/rip-off</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/rip-off</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2018 05:22:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGe2mNfNajbkq6rqUZ2AJCM3VBRuMjs2qnRkBpQbgDFaeBJeZfgtmQwKmg9xZfyQX4KWNWPpucXcmrCJbrE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The truth about Spongebob]]></title><description><![CDATA[Maybe you didn't know this, But Spongebob is completely self-absorbed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/the-truth-about-spongebob</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/the-truth-about-spongebob</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 07:56:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZvQLACWwFv6JtggWkihRuLJ5icoTiQea6VwqEAdHRvEWBLbidyC1ca6DriabEaoxM9eoCuyso1V6v?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What's in a name?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Got a cousin who's a lawyer, her name is Sue. Her brother's a mountaineer, his name is Cliff. His brother works in a sweet factory, his name is Chip. Chip's father is a painter, his name is Art. My other]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/what-s-in-a-name</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/what-s-in-a-name</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2018 05:03:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdfrRePws3SDL7iZQQJeY9zTb585eCPBjdvXsUma4KEL7Wk1MuzR24f6yeXhYcboPD2gzj31HCmfM1hcYv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[a 'little' story]]></title><description><![CDATA[My mate had sex with a dwarf yesterday, but he said that he won't be making a hobbit of it picure courtesy of - lotr.wikia.com]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/a-little-story</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/a-little-story</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 09:17:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89wCzkfnrmjspAZVeTFbbsTGdxJKQtzH7L8ALmHptrjujrUxtX6nUmnw8b1eP7hy2DGMXnC3dceTQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Nokia 3210]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just put on a jacket that I last wore at a wedding in 1999 and found a Nokia 3210 in the inside pocket....It's still has 2 bars of battery life😂]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/nokia-3210</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/nokia-3210</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jan 2018 07:09:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The mercurial Roger Federer]]></title><description><![CDATA[I just watched Rafael Nadal go crashing out of the Australian Open, retired, hurt. Yesterday I saw that other tennis player extraordinaire, Novak Djokovic, also go limping out. While he never retired injured,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/sport/@loboman/the-mercurial-roger-federer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/sport/@loboman/the-mercurial-roger-federer</guid><category><![CDATA[sport]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 13:05:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The real "Mission Impossible"]]></title><description><![CDATA[The next film in the "Mission Impossible" franchise, is just gonna be a movie about Tom Cruise trying to get his car-keys off the top of the refrigerator]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/the-real-mission-impossible</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@loboman/the-real-mission-impossible</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 08:55:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[A message from George Carlin]]></title><description><![CDATA[I would like to share this message from George Carlin, my favourite comedian ever and a very, very wise man "The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/a-message-from-george-carlin</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@loboman/a-message-from-george-carlin</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 07:28:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[loboman introduction]]></title><description><![CDATA[good morning, Steemers, I am Loboman and I write to you from sunny South Africa on the beautiful east coast of Kwazulu Natal, land of golden beaches, amazing wildlife and home of the mighty Zulu warrior.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@loboman/3ob1it-loboman-introduction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@loboman/3ob1it-loboman-introduction</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 06:49:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[loboman introduction]]></title><description><![CDATA[IUJIO]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@loboman/loboman-introduction</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@loboman/loboman-introduction</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 04:41:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/99pyU5Ga1kws91ecJjkANAzfstp5ietJ4ACvk9NVNfG9MgPVtctAiA4BphmrfEorUEdK23jK2sme3YvKjc81849nGNCQ5Vkwx5YcyeqfQTURHuzCszwpgmX3Ef9sPi8rRk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Trump]]></title><description><![CDATA[Donal Trump wakes up from anaesthetic after an op, "Melania, Melania, did I builded the big walls yet?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lobo/@loboman/trump</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lobo/@loboman/trump</guid><category><![CDATA[lobo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2018 05:34:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bon Jovi]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife said that she's leaving me for Tommy. It's because of my obsession with Bon-Jovi. I replied, "Tommy who used to work on the docks?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/lobolobo/@loboman/bon-jovi</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/lobolobo/@loboman/bon-jovi</guid><category><![CDATA[lobolobo]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[loboman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 04:04:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>