<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 09:15:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@longvu/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[The prostitute and customers - Follow me - get follow from me]]></title><description><![CDATA[A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300 as long as you can say it in three words." 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Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@longvu/funny-story-20-so-there-is-an-afterlife-what-s-it-like</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@longvu/funny-story-20-so-there-is-an-afterlife-what-s-it-like</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[longvu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Nov 2019 17:12:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/5bEGgqZEHBMe6s3wiPgGLGMfvig9QShSZU5pqHX1YYALSbGqJBWXyN6qzEo7BxxEDiUSrjXkadxc4w21Ppz6p7FdKUZe4Xp2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[For downvote #10: Follow me - get follow from me]]></title><description><![CDATA[You are not supposed to participate in someone's game! Thank you for visiting my blog. Please don't upvote this post until the downvote bot removes me from it's list. 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