<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 17 May 2026 09:10:03 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@lorenzortega/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Chuck Norris Jokes #101]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris talked to himself in his mother's womb. Thank You for reading. 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Thank You]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lorenzortega/chuck-norris-jokes-97</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@lorenzortega/chuck-norris-jokes-97</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[lorenzortega]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2018 09:03:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNaPs7vzNXHueW5ZM76DSHWEY7onmfLxcK2iNqEp4iTGk1EFnPUU2jc5Xt5kjS6TXsaQzbYykA55mKCr4d2S9mn49bg6m9pcnPimg3sofZPL5c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Chuck Norris Jokes #96]]></title><description><![CDATA[During WWII Chuck Norris was drafted into the Army. He mercilessly roundhouse kicked everyone to death including Ally soldiers. Their resting place is now known as Arlington Cemetery. 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