<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2026 03:19:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@luke-skywalker/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats!]]></title><description><![CDATA[You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela Anderson. Oh Pamela, Earth's greatest gift to the universe. I've found a new hobby though!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@luke-skywalker/5-things-on-steemit-that-are-better-than-shooting-womp-rats</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steemit/@luke-skywalker/5-things-on-steemit-that-are-better-than-shooting-womp-rats</guid><category><![CDATA[steemit]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2018 16:15:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2N61tyyncFaFnNFKLegVvzmsrMAExSDXzsHdqwaiSEGbp96ifJdN1ekGN297faoDW8auwmYqieHGgydyVef72FP339p2x6Vu1ChthtoE8dGAmQwMmtciBfoDAHrP6YcTqbwMD9sWRTqG?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[I AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Someone from your community has created a video that alters my epic battle banter and makes me sound like a total nerd! While he perfectly captured my jedi-knight-meets-the-matrix back bend, I would never]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/i-am-a-victim-of-fake-news</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/i-am-a-victim-of-fake-news</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 03:22:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/W5LtFUPm6g774G2LPx8CTVHrbGQ778Sw45DBMcdCoooFaGXnq7w5dn18ozfBHZ1kf43UG5U9KGq1zDE8iaZiMpi5HMT931hGiGqh4ZX51TvsweweL5ue9kEJga6wu8o9CKfnE56minsVGRt64UdVMopqNEBki?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[TFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your Childhood]]></title><description><![CDATA[WORST. DAD. EVER.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@luke-skywalker/tfw-your-dad-captures-your-friends-murders-your-mentor-and-steals-your-childhood</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/gif/@luke-skywalker/tfw-your-dad-captures-your-friends-murders-your-mentor-and-steals-your-childhood</guid><category><![CDATA[gif]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 14:35:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/Zskj9C56UondJxcjVaienfhVaNb7LJVWG6e787gZqu8DdWQJTSouwAddgypqgAYp9Zf6pJZ4SBjucrztU6e7gm3ann2A8fEjzBB5UDAjF8oYr5CXhE1K?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Darth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics Fails]]></title><description><![CDATA[As you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. 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They talk about the finger lightning, strip clubs and Fox News' favorable media coverage.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@luke-skywalker/10-things-that-make-me-want-to-turn-to-the-dark-side</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/punchline/@luke-skywalker/10-things-that-make-me-want-to-turn-to-the-dark-side</guid><category><![CDATA[punchline]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2018 23:58:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGazftWyuJrKNsaPwABowbxgCUzCi7rs3oJkfn7WuKGujoF5KqSj21HUeZYdiXdmXj1FtJtXqUCrzSmSTdE5Tk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Father's New Master and Empire]]></title><description><![CDATA[After my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He needed a new master. 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Ewoks are absolute lunatics.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/new-year-s-eve-with-my-crew</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@luke-skywalker/new-year-s-eve-with-my-crew</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 03:22:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/LcTxR7u1XKae8Zaj594qUJafNyNSBw9svATPAkZ7fse419fwqjkhjva4hja4ZCPb9gWr7WGnhC2xenX6xnkUvjyRozU5QHE43Hd1UoNFQSzLkWc97Nso9hWHoQuaoJuL9xmM3vU6mX6ek3wwfSLakFZ1g?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dad Sure Loves Christmas!]]></title><description><![CDATA[When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or maybe even choking his subordinates with his mind. 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I'm here trying to reconnect with my father]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@luke-skywalker/jedi-knight-turned-steemian-may-the-force-be-with-me</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@luke-skywalker/jedi-knight-turned-steemian-may-the-force-be-with-me</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[luke-skywalker]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2017 01:40:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsoK2TBdnt38seYgiHbEioCQxgDEnc43QBoKzujCqhXbnVx8ACRjNHJvBazJXEjfpoxDZCybjySspgubheL1NHhRWLwWXrATdsdjwZ5Y1fQPMD5aeMFLXY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>