You make it sound so easy!

Hahah. I think the problem for me is when both sides start fighting over a coin.

Trader: "Nice! Look at that sweet profit. Sell that thing and let's move on to the next pump."

Investor: "Are you kidding me? Would you have sold bitcoin at $1? What kind of idiot are you? This is clearly a long-term hold."

Trader: "Stop bringing emotion into a logical discussion. Don't get married to a coin. Buy, sell, move on."

Investor: "Why celebrate a small gain when you could have a life-changing increase with just a little insight, patience, and long-term vision?"

Trader: "I can't even talk to you."

Investor: "You're just an idiot."

(bar fight ensues as the market passes them both by, laughing)