The Daily English Show
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He neglected to wrap his whopper.
How is a lady like a street?
They both have sewer vents.Why are men like diapers?
They're generally brimming with poop, however gratefully dispensable.What kind of flying creature gives the best head?
A swallow.What's superior to a chilly Bud?A warm hedge.
How would you get a religious recluse pregnant?
Dress her up like a young person of the church.What would it be advisable for you to do on the off chance that you run over an elephant?
Apologize and wipe it off.What do a bungee hop and a hooker have in like manner?
They're both shabby, quick, and if the elastic breaks, you're practically screwed.How are gay individuals like mice?
They both despise pussies.What did one butt cheek say to the next?
Together, we can stop this poop.
What's the contrast between your activity and a dead whore?
Your activity still sucks.What do you call a shoddy circumcision
A sham.
What do clerics and McDonald's have in like manner?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.How is tightrope strolling like getting a penis massage from somebody terrible?
On the off chance that you need to appreciate it is possible that, you totally can't look down.What did one of the whore's knees say to the next?
Why we get to know one another?
What do you bring two men battling about a prostitute?
Pull of-prostitute.For what reason did the lady abandon her better half after he spent all their cash on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn't take it any more.For what reason don't young ladies flatulate?They don't get butt holes til they're hitched
What do you call a forbidden nephew?
A close relative eater.
What do you do with a year of utilized condoms?
Soften them into a tire and call it a goodyear.