I have a lot of hair. And sometimes it comes out, such as in the shower. This is especially true recently because I had Covid, and among its many delights is it can make your hair fall out (as with any intense virus syndrome).

Also, without my glasses I have the eyesight of a naked mole rat.

So you’d think my lizard brain would understand by now.

Nevertheless, it is embarrassing how many times like Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football that I’ve again and again gets me every time wind up jumping like Keon Johnson because (speaking of Johnsons) I am startled shitless when opening my eyes after a shampoo and down there OH MY GOD A GIGANTIC SPIDER IS WITH ME IN THE SHOWER!