The truth will trigger many people, but it's important that we have an open mind and consider all possibilities. Now listen closely and realize the ultimate truth about our reality.
It's all a lie...
So it's common knowledge that the earth is round. On the opposite side of the spectrum, we have those who believe the earth is flat, but I'm here to tell everyone the truth: the earth is neither round nor flat. The earth is actually...a giant trampoline.
A Bouncy Reality
Yep, that is the real state of our planet. I'm guessing you are a little skeptical, but let me ask you a question: have you ever jumped? If you have then my theory is correct; the earth is indeed a giant trampoline. Of course, there are still going to be a few naysayers.
Denial
Some of you guys are are gonna be like, "A giant trampoline? This guy is a complete idiot! He should get off the internet for good," but my theory is solid. This means absolutely nothing can disprove it. Go ahead and try. I dare you :)
