"Owww!" screamed Fernando as he quickly retracted what was left of his penis from the prostitute's butthole. To his horror, the entire head had been ripped off! "Wha . .? Wha . . ?" he stammered, as the evil smiling puta squatted, and pushed as if she were trying shit something . . . then. . . to Fernando's horror, out popped a snapping turtle! "I keep him up there because otherwise, none of my clients would volunteer to feed him his favorite snack. . . . .dickheads!" she told Fernando as the blood gushed from the stump of his penis and onto the soft carpet around the base of the church alter.