Good morning!!
What? Wait a minute, beers for breakfast? Now that truly would be going beyond the pale.
Don't worry, I am not really going full on maverick. But these beers are eminently suited to breakfast (apparently.) One of them even says it on the can, the strongest too. What a day that would be if you started with that.
But what do you have before breakfast? A lovely coffee, that's what!
Uncle Funka!! What a fine name!! It reminds me of that song from South Park...
Anyway, what is this queer fish all about. As they say in Tokyo.
It's a pale ale steeped with Uncle Funka coffee beans. I mean there is a lot of other blurb but fuck it. Let's get tasty!
It looks ok on the pour, slightly muddy looking. It's not giving me the Billy Jean whatever that was.
Oh well, down the hatch. At least its got coffee in it, how can it fail?
Where's the coffee!?! Such insipidity? I will not stand it! It doesn't really taste of much. Just tastes like piss-weak beer.
Boo-hiss, Wiper and True, you have ruined your good track record with this tosh. 3/10 booms.
Well, what a rubbish breakfast so far. Can the Beavertown madness save me?
More splendid can art from those beavering beavers at Beavertown! Look at it!
I just found out they have a merch store. I hope they take crypto!
But let's get serious. How is this so called breakfast IPA? It's got mangos, milk, coconuts and vanilla!!
It is either going to be bonkers good or bonkers shit. I hope for the former obviously!!
To the pour-mobile!!
I am nervous, I always am when the first one is a duffer. Be good for me, Mango Milk Power!!
It looks good on the pour. A nice cloudy amber. Go video man go!!
Oh cor blimey, you have not let me down Beaver of Beavertown!! It's great. Mango with a hint of coconut on top of that hoppy goodness of IPA! I am a fan, will be getting more of this!! 9/10 booms!
Well, success comes at the end!! I will happily go forth and multiply now.
May the force Mango Milk Power be with you!!
Cheers!