<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2026 03:47:53 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@metalynx/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Upvote if you believe in God, Comment if you don't.]]></title><description><![CDATA[And then upvote anyway just on the off chance God does exist.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/christianity/@metalynx/upvote-it-you-believe-in-god-comment-if-you-don-t-742155a5648f</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/christianity/@metalynx/upvote-it-you-believe-in-god-comment-if-you-don-t-742155a5648f</guid><category><![CDATA[christianity]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 12:11:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[And so the Kush legacy falls from grace about as ceremoniously as the last box of Twinkies in Chris Christie's skybox.]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/and-so-the-kush-legacy-falls-from-grace-about-as-ceremoniously-as-the-last-box-of-twinkies-in-chris-christie-s-skybox-9f39256ba36a5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/and-so-the-kush-legacy-falls-from-grace-about-as-ceremoniously-as-the-last-box-of-twinkies-in-chris-christie-s-skybox-9f39256ba36a5</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2018 23:18:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMe41yqoydhePBA3LPEii?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Winning]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/winning-29cfd34f7095d</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/winning-29cfd34f7095d</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2018 09:03:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN2VNmKaP6DB78TsQsAox?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Woof]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/woof-2883e0d2cf984</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/woof-2883e0d2cf984</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2018 05:54:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMeLk3QuHbxmoUJVNSFE6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maui]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/maui-6c7d2281e78c2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/photography/@metalynx/maui-6c7d2281e78c2</guid><category><![CDATA[photography]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:20:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMfWjNZyAKoa2rBNFbBCr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Politics aside, this is just a fun roll of retrograde retardlican ideological self parodying ratchet classic film magic in case anyone needs to de-program themselves.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Idk how anyone can trust these people to publish memos critiquing other people's investigations when they still haven't given us a definite answer to whether Obama was/is, and I quote, a "Crypto]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@metalynx/politics-aside-this-is-just-a-fun-roll-of-retrograde-retardlican-ideological-self-parodying-ratchet-classic-film-magic-in-case</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@metalynx/politics-aside-this-is-just-a-fun-roll-of-retrograde-retardlican-ideological-self-parodying-ratchet-classic-film-magic-in-case</guid><category><![CDATA[politics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2018 18:10:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/S5Eokt4BcQdk7EHeT1aYjzebg2hC7hkthT45e6k7WGvmtZzBQKaNpppGtgf6zR8djSzTdW6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[If Barber Shops operated like ISP's]]></title><description><![CDATA[Imagine for a moment that you're town has only one barber. This barber has a monopoly on hair services. You have no choice, you need to get a cut. Do you get the blow out, or do you spend $200 on the haircut?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/if-barber-shops-operated-like-isp-s-0d01654675c45</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/if-barber-shops-operated-like-isp-s-0d01654675c45</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2018 09:31:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMwd1pWe3GnySeRmjedJN?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gettin real tired of your shit Ebay]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@metalynx/gettin-real-tired-of-your-shit-ebay-2acc1d558c5e6</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/cryptocurrency/@metalynx/gettin-real-tired-of-your-shit-ebay-2acc1d558c5e6</guid><category><![CDATA[cryptocurrency]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:47:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN3xAirWYWKaU1hj9N3zn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Apple Invents The Battle for Meta-Net-Neutrality. Guess Which Side They Chose..]]></title><description><![CDATA[I suppose that ruining regular net-neutrality just isn't edgy enough these days.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/technology/@metalynx/apple-invents-the-battle-for-meta-net-neutrality-guess-which-side-they-chose-c2dc422b782e1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/technology/@metalynx/apple-invents-the-battle-for-meta-net-neutrality-guess-which-side-they-chose-c2dc422b782e1</guid><category><![CDATA[technology]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 15:39:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN2VTLT12n94A2WdKtCRL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Art of the Self-Cuck]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/the-art-of-the-self-cuck-7b95ab5ea989b</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/the-art-of-the-self-cuck-7b95ab5ea989b</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 13:01:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN3wVrBG9NyTx2auUEfci?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How Normal People Perceive Retardlican Antics]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/how-normal-people-perceive-retardlican-antics-0b49bff0a5c97</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/how-normal-people-perceive-retardlican-antics-0b49bff0a5c97</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2018 08:49:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMeQuYv9b4cxrbJeD1CfY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[[Salvaged]]]></title><description><![CDATA[Liquidated]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/real-hot-button-issues-8c60c4537caac</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/real-hot-button-issues-8c60c4537caac</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jan 2018 00:47:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Makes Sense..]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/makes-sense-de5a1b871d74a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/makes-sense-de5a1b871d74a</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 19:29:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN4JtYhseoz3sRDWXq5dp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Well that's awkward]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/video/@metalynx/well-that-s-awkward-a763512d7ad9e</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/video/@metalynx/well-that-s-awkward-a763512d7ad9e</guid><category><![CDATA[video]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2018 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMwKSWptQyxpLwUa3yBtr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Cousin in Belgium Sent Me This Pic]]></title><description><![CDATA[One would assume the Dutch would know the difference between monkeys and gorillas. I'll still give it 4 dicks out of 5 though. It's some sort of vape fluid.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/my-cousin-in-belgium-sent-me-this-pic</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/my-cousin-in-belgium-sent-me-this-pic</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 19:59:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/AmRc67RgYaWVEa5TxnoPRiGMS1Ae6MyfiK8oyuudtZGzKhhPdPwpooSCKshfuQGAgsAjLUZz3RZrEc2GVRfWRTrot7heu5sh2sKAZTHmS6CPvWjzE322LVTaoRVZnc1aTFTHcgTkZtVPdZE25WGKapKZeFQMzKUz?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Leaving This Here, As It Will Undoubtedly Be Useful]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/leaving-this-here-as-it-will-undoubtedly-be-useful</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/leaving-this-here-as-it-will-undoubtedly-be-useful</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2017 18:30:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVgEsfiEWiPpoZARJALmw1A8NWvXDAiMbfqhJMNCk68nFdmmPb9FNm97Vt6U7iNhw3yst1wCDPPo4Rie?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Happy Mistake]]></title><description><![CDATA[Was playing SteemDice while rushing to train. Instead of setting the probability to 78 I accidently set it to .78 and then while trying to fix it I only bumped it to 7.78.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@metalynx/a-happy-mistake-37c801a4ab196</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/steem/@metalynx/a-happy-mistake-37c801a4ab196</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2017 20:54:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN1NzUGbB2fGXeRgscUEr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sometimes I Feel Like This is What It's Come Too.]]></title><description><![CDATA[Republicans, inherently or intentionally, are simply too stoopid to understand that they are parodies of shitty parodies at this point. Forget about proving them wrong and forcing them to accept it; that's]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/sometimes-i-feel-like-this-is-what-it-s-come-too-a3c5ab915ad2a</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/sometimes-i-feel-like-this-is-what-it-s-come-too-a3c5ab915ad2a</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2017 06:29:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAN22oZo72VBPnMsnWbqyx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Australia Just Set the New De-facto Standard For Politicians Stepping Down Following Sexual Accusations]]></title><description><![CDATA[Some innovation is still needed given the current scourge the US is facing. Perhaps the additions of a greasy plank and a Seinfeld laugh-track would be a few good first steps in the right direction. (Not]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@metalynx/australia-just-set-the-new-de-facto-standard-for-politicians-stepping-down-following-sexual-accusations-d09f3338614de</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/politics/@metalynx/australia-just-set-the-new-de-facto-standard-for-politicians-stepping-down-following-sexual-accusations-d09f3338614de</guid><category><![CDATA[politics]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2017 21:43:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMwcVjt11qfbe7AsiF48e?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Apple's Been Doing this for Years and No One Seems to Give a Fuck.]]></title><description><![CDATA[I've lost track of how many 'unique' adapters Apple has forced on it's users over the years. But each 'evolution' has surely bent over untold millions of consumers. I think everyone realizes this on some]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/apple-s-been-doing-this-for-years-and-no-one-seems-to-give-a-fuck-0f8401b7ae41e</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/meme/@metalynx/apple-s-been-doing-this-for-years-and-no-one-seems-to-give-a-fuck-0f8401b7ae41e</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[metalynx]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 10 Dec 2017 17:34:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSpZWhUgGYc3MngFqoAMdJreYeZrAdPUJYE5ejY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>