<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 02:17:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@motokemu/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Real Life Stupidity of the Everyday Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[Customer: Are you the manager? Team Member: No sir, what can I do for you? Customer: Well you need to tell your manager that something needs to be done about these ketchup packets! Your food is so greasy]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@motokemu/real-life-stupidity-of-the-everyday-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@motokemu/real-life-stupidity-of-the-everyday-man</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[motokemu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2018 02:56:03 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>