It was my first time on a date.
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I asked her out and she agreed. We went to a nearby park for a chat.
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I searched in my pocket and only a N200 was there.
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I knew i had to buy us something. As a man I had to make a plan. I told her to wait for me when I went to buy us drinks.
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With my N200 I bought only 1 fanta can. I took an empty sprite can and poured water direct from the tap into it.
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I went back to my lady. A smile appeared on her face as she said: "Oh my lovely man how could you know that sprite is my favorite, I hate fanta... give me a sprite"
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Immediately my spiritual ears opened and I just heard my village people singing ITS OUR WORK O, SOFTWORK
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