<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 13 May 2026 19:23:25 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@mrquote/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 160]]></title><description><![CDATA[Thoughts on Programming, Number 44: It's redundant! It's redundant! -R. E. Dundant]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-160</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-160</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 05:19:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9FXZEhFrDopwrMoH8eDZG8Rib4BhRc62UbQAkfP6rQDcEv4JTgqkYDr6VUdDgysP1iFgWDMA6y1HQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 159]]></title><description><![CDATA[I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-159</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-159</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 03:18:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9UofwK6tHKN5gZmiVaRDwwXwD9JoyEU7Uw6A6urkFsEr4bXV2Cs53r6oFUaeHN9ppErfTn7UyS6GXLS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 158]]></title><description><![CDATA[Nobody wants constructive criticism. It's all we can do to put up with constructive praise.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-158</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-158</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:18:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9VAveeCkpMiX4KkkHnNR2YEfLCWmXtiJqoptWLhykzmzn2Pj2Mes7MoAQgKjsxKF3YhzDt6HfskJrBg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 157]]></title><description><![CDATA[Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3)]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-157</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-157</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 23:16:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9TuKTcwvpwwZQRB3oAdumGhc8ennst74x1eVZXC3NU9iy4WXsvv72vY2FB31cedcxbJCw7uqNv6TQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 156]]></title><description><![CDATA[" 'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability" George Bernard Shaw -]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-156</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-156</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 21:16:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q993M3cetoRtPbVRCEddK4VHu6WkZGKN1HaxXiEVRaYRUd6uj3q9XRU9C4CvP6vSvQNiweEbX5iwG2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 155]]></title><description><![CDATA[First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-155</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-155</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 19:15:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9U7RYLQtfQLoF2Az5xUX5pTzt18DPW5ukPbED28sVycffdwcMES6DsE5VVSpSyLgT7RnLs5TirZrp2A?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 154]]></title><description><![CDATA[Advertising is legalized lying. --H. G. Wells--]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-154</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-154</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 17:15:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q97g48MEQhJBNuHHwRDjJ58Qrv3nbk9H4T6J7GixaPejpoEVAnJSCczL7ZjJN4vF1spbeWGVX7reT8?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 153]]></title><description><![CDATA[Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-153</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-153</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 15:13:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q97VNXJybXKYVCuTtvT9Vn3EvNtrYaqA1AUSHVbrarBtW9WGYVyQ8tWUHETWqsTSJ2UX6PBayFEnkn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 152]]></title><description><![CDATA[For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong. -- H. 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Mencken]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-152</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-152</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 13:13:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9VAveeCkpMiX4KkkHnNR2YEfLCWmXtiJqoptWLhykzmzn2Pj2Mes7MoAQgKjsxKF3YhzDt6HfskJrBg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 151]]></title><description><![CDATA[There are two kinds of men who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-151</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-151</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 11:12:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZgtrfc2FxbmemAPFj2T996uvAdrquYARoFYLC7kp9Keg7r9pNxVygf88Pw541LFkp22uDNG8iyDx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 150]]></title><description><![CDATA[Calkin's Law of Menu Language: The number of adjectives and verbs that are added to the description of a menu item is in inverse proportion to the quality of the resulting dish.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-150</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-150</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 09:12:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9DjGH6c6gELbhPDRc5Lh7yZXgUhqv62kXDtZZRd6EDVXBMAyHmmx6uLxtf7zwfAppydydavw73Auk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 149]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-149</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-149</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 07:10:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Upn1zGFvDRMSfBCQ1J57FfQQuvNF1ziy9iXqsC8pLSdxtaYkHGUTbuyzUpQ2KDspAtNFhC1toMiGYW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 148]]></title><description><![CDATA[after all, who buys the mop ? probably a purchasing agent who never lays his hand on one. does he ever go down and talk to the janitor and find out how well that mop works ? sid crown]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-148</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-148</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 05:10:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q961u12P7JAMoRB7rKNcgAo3k2TLqQRoHm9ptUd8NxR4B6NTtWVULrBYuhYUJcuQmSH1T8vxyx2yta?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 147]]></title><description><![CDATA[There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-147</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-147</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 03:08:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q91aJSjzrAS9cPK3BHDQgYSxzUrm7p7ygjC2UNVLWRBHQk2UFiQaw1AwHSvg2hUyF19BrdMsv4kY3G?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 146]]></title><description><![CDATA[Beware of all enterprises requiring new clothes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-146</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-146</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 01:06:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9VB1XzGgw94ejRh2tCKMktzXvWYA1FXZ7UBULy8SESUgJ1bg7o1dKwkAkFdHj7JrUcZ9TS3xRsJ95SW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 145]]></title><description><![CDATA[Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever when they are only wasting their time. --George Bernard Shaw--]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-145</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-145</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 23:06:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q97VNXJybXKYVCuTtvT9Vn3EvNtrYaqA1AUSHVbrarBtW9WGYVyQ8tWUHETWqsTSJ2UX6PBayFEnkn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 144]]></title><description><![CDATA[The man who is always talking about being a gentleman never is one.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-144</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-144</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 21:04:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9ULUgAHpDCVUfYTTbGxoRd8g6Rkn5LFSchw8Gz9jEzdVjagMSLgpsKLV57tvNeXLyGErW8gvbFUaxEa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 143]]></title><description><![CDATA[Worst Month of the Year: February. 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Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-143</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-143</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 19:03:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/HNWT6DgoBc14riaEeLCzGYopkqYBKxpGKqfNWfgr368M9Ui2uw3xwnPxCZvsYAGj6W9tuwNyKJ1Fzme5iokZjhKvFWj8J2bFxo27aPJ5DGQtTVXwq7uCSJdbiMk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 142]]></title><description><![CDATA[Approval Seeker's Law: Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-142</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-142</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 17:01:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pEPvDbJDzhdNXM7mjt1tbr2kM3X28F6SraZgCx9hqgQvy59uUKCT73HiwhTGCvLPMZ8t1tepwkepSZpWTE8Xy3sG5HpdBgqwcYxFsGYLSeqrHL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Daily Quote 141]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steele's Plagiarism of Somebody's Philosophy: Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-141</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/quote/@mrquote/daily-quote-141</guid><category><![CDATA[quote]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mrquote]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 15:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiFU89taP2MgKXzwntUGAvkoQiKU7VxyD37q9VrAav8ghkhvg5hr8efJM4qhrtmc3ZGm8tmVyBUTt6sqyNkezzB9d8r4rWpV4qfxbJ3kbjGRJGkPx?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>