<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 16:06:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@mudpuddle/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Walking Home]]></title><description><![CDATA[Walking Home "That's nothing," says the other. "Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/bylvv-walking-home</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/bylvv-walking-home</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2019 00:16:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Half Full]]></title><description><![CDATA[Half Full The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/half-full</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/half-full</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2019 23:51:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Defendant]]></title><description><![CDATA[Defendant "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." Answered the jury foreman: "Oh, we did look. But your client didn’t."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/defendant</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/defendant</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2019 23:59:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bus]]></title><description><![CDATA[Bus Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun "Sister Susan, what is this? There is no]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/bus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/bus</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 23:58:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Done]]></title><description><![CDATA[Done After they're done, the hippie pulls of his mask and yells, "HA! I am the hippie from the bus" then the nun pulls of HIS mask and says "HA! I am the bus driver!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/done</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/done</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2019 00:56:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Not Mine]]></title><description><![CDATA[Not Mine "Not mine, not mine, not mine , not mine, not from this village, not mine...."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/6lfb3f-not-mine</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/6lfb3f-not-mine</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2019 23:53:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Plane]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plane Stuartist runs up the isle to tell the pilot to turn off the intercom. The man stands up and says, "Hey hun, dont forget the coffee."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/plane</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/plane</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2019 23:39:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hospital]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hospital Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/9n3ry-hospital</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/9n3ry-hospital</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 23:54:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Boy]]></title><description><![CDATA[Boy When they get bored by theirs!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/boy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/boy</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2019 00:26:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Parrot]]></title><description><![CDATA[Parrot ""How come you are sweating?" he asks. The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/6htxcq-parrot</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/6htxcq-parrot</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2019 23:52:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Sex Shop]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sex Shop "And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/sex-shop</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/sex-shop</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2019 00:00:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Dentist]]></title><description><![CDATA[Dentist The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/4tcffh-dentist</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/4tcffh-dentist</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2019 00:33:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tit say]]></title><description><![CDATA[Tit say I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/tit-say</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/tit-say</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 22:25:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Priest]]></title><description><![CDATA[Priest At this stage the priest decides to take action. "Tommy," he says, "that’s twice you’ve called me a virgin. Do you have any idea what the word means?" "Yes," says the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/2uszj7-priest</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/2uszj7-priest</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2019 22:23:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Psychiatrist]]></title><description><![CDATA[Psychiatrist He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/psychiatrist</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/psychiatrist</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 23:51:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[At Court]]></title><description><![CDATA[At Court At that point, the Chairman interrupts the process and demands from the two lawyers to approach the bench. When they do, he bends over and whispers to them: "If any of you jerks, asks if]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/at-court</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/at-court</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2019 23:43:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Gardening]]></title><description><![CDATA[Gardening Getting down and dirty with your hoes.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/gardening</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/gardening</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2019 23:45:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Confession]]></title><description><![CDATA[Confession “So then, why are you telling me?” “I’m telling everybody!”]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/confession</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/confession</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2019 22:37:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[3 Daughters]]></title><description><![CDATA[3 Daughters The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/3-daughters</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@mudpuddle/3-daughters</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mudpuddle]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2019 23:41:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2FFvzA2zeqoVZ5NRzV2o8MyJEzowAL6rjbt8w3dTGedoikgxueqjJ5MgMEiebYajTgjKBJmmzfZkc6ULF8UwEHBXR9Q7RkvF78ZRo6a4cMjs6iLHiimBWNxUtKNL6?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[War Warrior]]></title><description><![CDATA[War Warrior Younger lady: But please leave our grand mother. 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