<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2026 08:20:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@mushroomjesus/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Just Apologize]]></title><description><![CDATA[“God, would you stop looking at me like I’m a pubic hair on your bar of soap?” she cried, daggers shooting. “I can’t believe the stuff you say, sometimes. Can’t you just apologize?” I glowered and replied,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/story/@mushroomjesus/just-apologize</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/story/@mushroomjesus/just-apologize</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2018 05:26:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4bEjbgCbFMvA8T33kKpp3RsBvZue1Hns5Cwuz57pgmmNsNVnNZdQcp6dLwx3p3ET3CYqyus2GXH11FxZcZTZMJGpBxdspHyRvkyLkhvZY17EYovyBuC53cEKha7gisKSdVNbeYhiqr3mtHCXvxhRVARkcSd1aYSqLL1Phc8qY4Tno4g9TU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[True Love]]></title><description><![CDATA[A poem for the ladies I'm about to date this week, I'm a romantic bloke. You’re out there somewhere. So sweet at first, concealing your crazy side. Your nuanced brand of bat shit. I’ll feel like a million]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@mushroomjesus/true-love</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/poetry/@mushroomjesus/true-love</guid><category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Aug 2018 02:04:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/AmRc67RgYaWTCbCd1L4AQP82AFWYYzZC15DpSZWeSYgzVNSrb1U8rsRM8nV9rBtz8GiJYgXoQqpfSiVa991e7NNKnK4fFdYkVuJwi1e9k7fUNJS16Lrjfw7eb3hNGB2Bjbua6EAZymbHdWf7R1sETdX4f9zVRkYv?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Escaping the Snake]]></title><description><![CDATA[When lava creeps around you on the Big Island of Hawaii... enjoy and aloha! With explosions in the not-so-far distance, a streaming orange mass of molten rock creeping across the land, Anita wasn’t thinking]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/escaping-the-snake</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/escaping-the-snake</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 18:16:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/k75bsZMwYNtze9xHvT6xWCdz7q3QGD35ZKdaPpVrFksWkHkHtjn9dprakCZs2iMJBbXvpzgGiz5vTG3C4ZyyEN4M1ibURrTwMfDvMMFpgS1NiBG5yDpsxUkjzHvtBDZTJRcTKdFG6UyTMgKjZ4bGUn9A7Lbm9QSdc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Conquest Diverted]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here's a comedic satire which touches on the difference between matters of the body and matters heart when it aches for another. “Just lower your standards,” Cutter advised. “I’m sick of you looking all]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/conquest-diverted</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/conquest-diverted</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 06:47:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3jpR3paJ37V8t3d5gG8YxUrFtTrvhgCDjjN8jFs75VfQV7m462y3hbNZDH8PY59WWhUo4VmYkV5XMiquuxkJbeLPJg1rKS7RZV9p1NtSF4k96a66EGKHGNwhtJHyQAwtoDDAE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Opiates vs. Jesus]]></title><description><![CDATA[In 2005, when I woke up paralyzed on Oahu, they had me doped up on opiates, and asked, "So, for long term pain management, would you like morphine, oxycontin, or methadone?" As my lower half]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@mushroomjesus/opiates-vs-jesus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@mushroomjesus/opiates-vs-jesus</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2018 20:34:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/TZjG7hXReeVthqpTJZmwvzsLcvMeG4TU4Gjdfy25vRrcfmqhq3vSPVfJbf4Atdrm7wTpDEUyFnPr1oJTQu7nxRhPN69edVeRX928piV53h9rPvcXx12aZTYDYHEzrFg6WzAeQa4L6ikBs4?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Satircal Ammendment]]></title><description><![CDATA[If every American had their own nuclear weapon, just a little pack for home protection, no one would have to worry about crime anymore. 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I hope you enjoy chapter five, and Aloha]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/life/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-leap-of-faith-part-5-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/life/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-leap-of-faith-part-5-9</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 22:46:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsfoLDn4GYAX84U1jkrBADhGYp7Vyn8Yx1dyhDYChtbXX3fktirFgGgrcaLsm9XbTsrAAJyjvZd3JqPw7YNFZDMwHDrW8DzQN27nTH51m9kwahhESurTup?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Goes to Jail: The Bribe (Part 4/9)]]></title><description><![CDATA[After arresting Jesus for a dine and dash, the Spokane Police department wanted the truth. You said no strings could secure you at the station. --Eric Clapton Part 4 The Bribe With the windows up in the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-the-bribe-part-4-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-the-bribe-part-4-9</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 17:38:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsfoLDn4GYAX84U1jkrBADhGYp7Vyn8Yx1dyhDYChtbXX3fktirFgGgrcaLsm9XbTsrAAJyjvZd3JqPw7YNFZDMwHDrW8DzQN27nTH51m9kwahhESurTup?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Goes To Jail: Who Are You? (Part 3/9)]]></title><description><![CDATA[When your dinner host splits without paying for the bill, and you're penniless... Enjoy Steemians! Aloha from the Big Island, and check part 1 & 2 for continuity or jump right in. I'm about to find]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-who-are-you-part-3-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-who-are-you-part-3-9</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2018 23:18:24 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsfoLDn4GYAX84U1jkrBADhGYp7Vyn8Yx1dyhDYChtbXX3fktirFgGgrcaLsm9XbTsrAAJyjvZd3JqPw7YNFZDMwHDrW8DzQN27nTH51m9kwahhESurTup?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Syren's Advice]]></title><description><![CDATA[Presenting a 3 page science fiction short about what not to do on a date. Enjoy, and aloha from the Big Island. Love you Steemians! “Hi.” “Hi.” “How are you doing?” “Just peachy, but why are you yelling?]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/syren-s-advice</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/syren-s-advice</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2018 22:11:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsfnmVFMiy3B5ivigtyA1BRvtig9y1RGNS745dYjYhDoZB2uUkgCKeVrwBTruJGnFfvxoREHZrWHQCWDDsxRcA2q5NmhTXswb4GL5ymUdCG5VZaVBeLmUJ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Goes to Jail: Free Lunch (Part 2/9)]]></title><description><![CDATA[There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch. --Walter Morrow Part 2 Free Lunch “What are my options?” I asked. “I’m sure it’s all good, but I just want to make sure.” “Anything you like, now don’t you worry]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-free-lunch-part-2-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-free-lunch-part-2-9</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2018 22:14:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89p79acdVDWGPsbR8BK6d47ybTVGbDyTrfcPWGMZ2YsfGSAVKPU8AXGe84NRrRCmyBRY6ZuVwsr94?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Jesus Goes To Jail: Room with a View (Part 1/9)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Part one is a thirteen pager, mostly dialogue that took place in the Spokane County jail, where I was housed for being Jesus. And saying as much, but we'll get to all that. This is a true story, one I]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/nonfiction/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-room-with-a-view-part-1-9</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/nonfiction/@mushroomjesus/jesus-goes-to-jail-room-with-a-view-part-1-9</guid><category><![CDATA[nonfiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 22:55:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/7b4bio5hobgu85mFpLjsB5bdcQRiiGHJEPFYM5SsfoLDn4GYAX84U1jkrBADhGYp7Vyn8Yx1dyhDYChtbXX3fktirFgGgrcaLsm9XbTsrAAJyjvZd3JqPw7YNFZDMwHDrW8DzQN27nTH51m9kwahhESurTup?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Drones at Dusk]]></title><description><![CDATA[Presenting a scifi 9 pager I concocted after being followed by a drone. It was hovering above me as I handcycled up my neighborhood’s main avenue. It felt invasive, and I thought about invasion. Here’s]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/drones-at-dusk</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/drones-at-dusk</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2018 01:37:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/8SzwQc8j2KJb4ARrxQxCjX4jizub4U5CAK3WwB89ravcjkKirgNDz83ZXes1K7qvp74Hfpr5c8FkCJJPYxYu2epthisDbXKvp7hdsLnQBvtTUoWp8pW?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Prayer Hands]]></title><description><![CDATA[Arriving at the threshhold of human potential, living with one's consciousness attuned to Source, is all rather simple. First, you must stay away from meat eaters, alcohol drinkers, negativity dwellers,]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/prayer-hands</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/writing/@mushroomjesus/prayer-hands</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2018 21:06:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGdiQhTrg6wjvFp5B6jafRfDG36Mn6Y6h9bpbwVqqTZP1KEGhL2e92qb53ScTpxeTmvvVs4a27PEU3pfLLE?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Super Ultra Inspiration]]></title><description><![CDATA[A moment to fanboy, I must pass this on. Out of sheer admiration. In October 2017, Courtney Dauwalter ran an ultra marathon, a 238 mile race through the Moab Desert. Not only did she win the race, running]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/health/@mushroomjesus/super-ultra</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/health/@mushroomjesus/super-ultra</guid><category><![CDATA[health]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 24 Feb 2018 04:48:45 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2gsjgna1uruvUuS7ndh9YqVwYGPLVszbFLwwpAYXZjJsN1QTtbGQzSqjVkNgEupwxxuP1Qeogn8573Hh3emWnHWBUw7uRzPjhoXkQnzZp1DQrAXsbC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Please allow me to introduce myself...]]></title><description><![CDATA[Aloha fellow Steemians! A little about me, I'm on the Big Island of Hawaii, paralyzed from the waist down after falling out of a coconut tree in 2005. I might be severed from T-7 down, but I'm a glass]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@mushroomjesus/introduceyourself</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@mushroomjesus/introduceyourself</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 09:34:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2dk2RRM2dZ8gbkvz1yNBypLpwUHBnasMpK1zSCzdDdpMgkHCqXQgdiyuzbECNcT13SsMj66GaxoJFE48qkWKAxy4FW5wBT3sTfx3q2gUNbPAoSkUMPtNKJB2u18fDBq3nrpVXLs7Ueqc9jwdYejw3u5seUw3GqeBgMLkZJkysk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Of Nooses & Necklaces]]></title><description><![CDATA[A satirical short fiction based off of friends in my quirky little community. I'm so thankful to have Steemit as an outlet, and thank you for reading. Enjoy, and aloha! As the bus stopped in front of the]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/of-nooses-and-necklaces-a-satirical-short-fiction-by-mushroomjesus</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fiction/@mushroomjesus/of-nooses-and-necklaces-a-satirical-short-fiction-by-mushroomjesus</guid><category><![CDATA[fiction]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[mushroomjesus]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 04:05:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2VZXybTSZJq1UtNorhGbvwWbaPyocBG2BjejSr3Em1X4RvJi6YepUwLAkzeKk5oDipMm58Ge9Ln9GTpwTPP1bVWY9dU9zRkQyzMApw4iY6tK8ETcD7owtHSGXeC4PkMZXMgAXDrcvM7KhKEPN9AeZRoh8DL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>