<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2026 06:17:42 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@natewazoo/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Kid Art: B. Shows Talent]]></title><description><![CDATA[I had collected my kids' artwork for years before I was floored by this one. The kid's got a good hand.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/kid-art-b-shows-talent</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/kid-art-b-shows-talent</guid><category><![CDATA[fatherhood]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 16:13:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K612ixEC2WgTDCpe88nypwqRxcN9fZa3B2dM5yFLLW1qAxcX8zzJC1TKEw6FGEqSvUXPR6S8ySuamXNkf9Y2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Early Morning Box Forts]]></title><description><![CDATA[This one's from a couple years back. I found my son hiding away in the living room, in a cushion-box-blanket fort he had made. Only stuffed animals allowed.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/kids/@natewazoo/early-morning-box-forts</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/kids/@natewazoo/early-morning-box-forts</guid><category><![CDATA[kids]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 17:12:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGe7tNF9u3dZHEDreQzLiyvercDEXKy59Js9qdbKb6iUr7qXhjCZ5apWCQphNnfgjVDFqm3k5Hf3dEUJuot?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Kid Art: Star Wars vs. Evil Dead]]></title><description><![CDATA[If you're stressed about your day, just remember this: no matter what obstacle you face, it can't possibly be as difficult as fighting off the Empire with chainsaw hands. (I realize we're probably looking]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/kid-art-star-wars-vs-evil-dead</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/kid-art-star-wars-vs-evil-dead</guid><category><![CDATA[fatherhood]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2017 18:21:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8neiPDNtUrKxJyZRxzYxBRoAygd2LTGVdM1X2s27Qq2VQhaTCtpp4FR7Li7zEQRsDG1hoqC8wTifod3JyZX26Kv4TUAr?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Winter in Texas]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is the view from one of many weekly walks with the kids. It's been getting much colder here than we're used to. Which is to say it's now in the 50s. I grew up with snow. I wasn't sure how I'd live]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/winter-in-texas</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/winter-in-texas</guid><category><![CDATA[fatherhood]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Oct 2017 03:42:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/RGgukq5E6HBS5wvERDA3ZF4P2WKQy2VoZZet1QV2gDLJDE4Wz3jcaEPWZZyMGDMDj8ERRJ7rgmo2a51xdLqKNGryXpMbU67aNwjVPq9wc7gRRfrQrpJZwAAh6Hn6ZPL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Son Writes His Own Star Wars Movie]]></title><description><![CDATA[I found this in my eldest's backpack a few months ago. I'm guessing 'Star Wars: The Force of the Light Side and the Dark Side' is his working title for episode IX. Love this kid.]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/my-son-writes-his-own-star-wars-movie</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/my-son-writes-his-own-star-wars-movie</guid><category><![CDATA[fatherhood]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2017 17:22:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/C3TZR1g81UNchGPKLQuxAL7oEwDJ42cT977qXjChRm7f55d2vHJLg55CttEnoiodG9UbNskpC4DLSjYz4np5m4x2DMy2cX1Kmu5KAEyfui1Dpgae7GMdNdC?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[My Son Makes His Own Jurassic Park Encyclopedia]]></title><description><![CDATA[My wife and I encouraged our eldest's love of animals as much as possible. It usually meant spending any spare cash on books, and the quick favorite became animal reference books. 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It's a calm reminder that I live in one of the most beautiful areas of]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/grateful</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/fatherhood/@natewazoo/grateful</guid><category><![CDATA[fatherhood]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 17:05:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/qjrE4yyfw5pQYiuVvgYiUBP16WHGGN7UNn1BCdGe3CZTtg3gu5u9XECyaqQcLXuwVAJovGX1kA3K4fdbLbDaDqi2mVXA6D1YLvz16N4ji9bi5Haq8F1G2A5c?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When Liberal Arts Majors Text Each Other]]></title><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/when-liberal-arts-majors-text-each-other</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/when-liberal-arts-majors-text-each-other</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2017 17:54:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/2r8F9rTBenJR3iqPxDrevHK3vDeQGnHc8Wj8C8neiZ1rNaUpsXkeCErLVF5R33xvAAfieHKGwWHahkJN89fd1kDFLKHy17UScmzo3fjCqPB2CvtfmZhzt8htQcMiwrxoQ?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[That's Unfortunate]]></title><description><![CDATA[My oldest and I spotted this near one of the local construction sites while out for a walk. I think the saddest part about it is that the previous number was only '2.']]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/that-s-unfortunate</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/that-s-unfortunate</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2017 18:49:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/4i88GgaV8qiGEw1xifwYz2xp7RJEnNpBZq7dn2K62TkR7deMKjzcpD2JZmeqWLr8x3YPn6Z9TGXetvTH5aSpjsqiagUSMvxGaqcnxTgoxmhqvyW3iH59QRdSiS?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stories, and Bad Decisions: Awkward, part i]]></title><description><![CDATA[The worst wedding toast I ever heard ended with the words, ‘Good Luck.’ It started with the words, ‘as you all know, my brother’s been through a lot of women.’ I didn’t turn off his microphone. It was]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/stories-and-bad-decisions-awkward-part-i</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/stories-and-bad-decisions-awkward-part-i</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2017 17:17:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stories, and Bad Decisions: Craig]]></title><description><![CDATA[[This story is part of a series. I've worked a bar, a piano, and a dj booth for the past 15 years. These are all the people I've met, and the craziest things they've done.] Craig Craig cheated death. It]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/stories-and-bad-decisions-craig</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/funny/@natewazoo/stories-and-bad-decisions-craig</guid><category><![CDATA[funny]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 00:31:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introduction - Stories, and Bad Decisions]]></title><description><![CDATA[Hello friends, I have, through necessity and a long series of bad decisions, ended up behind a bar, a piano, and a DJ booth for the past 15 years. I've saved some of the worst and funniest stories. Please]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@natewazoo/introduction-stories-and-bad-decisions</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/introduceyourself/@natewazoo/introduction-stories-and-bad-decisions</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyourself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[natewazoo]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2017 19:38:24 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>