<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 18:00:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@nealpalmquist/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[My Very Own Infinitely Divisible Pizza Recipe!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Step 1: Change your name to sound mysterious and asian. Step 2: Make a pizza. Step 3: Get everybody else to make twenty one million more pizzas. 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Oprah was standing on top of a rock climb in full fashion]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/oprah/@nealpalmquist/compelling-reasons-why-oprah-winfrey-should-run-for-president</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/oprah/@nealpalmquist/compelling-reasons-why-oprah-winfrey-should-run-for-president</guid><category><![CDATA[oprah]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nealpalmquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 16:55:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why is Oprah insecure about declaring to run for President of the United States?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Isn't she already doing weight loss commercials? Doesn't she put her face onto the bodies of other women for her magazine cover? Clearly, she would be a GREAT President!]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/oprah/@nealpalmquist/why-is-oprah-insecure-about-declaring-to-run-for-president-of-the-united-states</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/oprah/@nealpalmquist/why-is-oprah-insecure-about-declaring-to-run-for-president-of-the-united-states</guid><category><![CDATA[oprah]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nealpalmquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2017 12:29:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your Robot Doesn't Work Because You Did Something Wrong]]></title><description><![CDATA[It started out as a long distance relationship. There are issues with this type of relationship and many sacrifices need to be made to keep the peace. 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Here are a few points I offer in support of this theory. -Clinton would have]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/hillary/@nealpalmquist/clinton-v-s-trump-is-a-sign-that-ross-perot-s-effect-is-unwinding-in-the-political-system</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/hillary/@nealpalmquist/clinton-v-s-trump-is-a-sign-that-ross-perot-s-effect-is-unwinding-in-the-political-system</guid><category><![CDATA[hillary]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nealpalmquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2016 17:15:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Bitcoiner's Prayer]]></title><description><![CDATA[WARNING: The timing considerations of the following humor may be considered by some to be too cold and too fast. This comedy was paid for by the Stupid Americans who trade the world reserve currency for]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@nealpalmquist/the-bitcoiner-s-prayer</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/bitcoin/@nealpalmquist/the-bitcoiner-s-prayer</guid><category><![CDATA[bitcoin]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[nealpalmquist]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2016 13:23:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/NTy4GV6ooFRoWxLRqpMPiCdzPHGWuHcWPPFeyKY4KxezQ25Ho5r8hH4wd3rBF4uYQ7bvRqWR3E5NqEupMcanBxVodBjRiYXqt568rRpxDHdvzUS2gevGcaE1UEKqPZ389bAzjWXzWT9UV7UdvxzqJaPMnVqXagdZgudDEX2n?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>