<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link><image><url>http://direct.ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>http://direct.ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 21:47:39 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://direct.ecency.com/@netcoord99/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[TWO CATHOLIC PARROTS]]></title><description><![CDATA[A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked. 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Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs And make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!' 'OLD' IS WHEN... Your friends compliment you On your new alligator shoes And you're]]></description><link>http://direct.ecency.com/old/@netcoord99/old-is-when</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://direct.ecency.com/old/@netcoord99/old-is-when</guid><category><![CDATA[old]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[netcoord99]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 09:00:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://images.ecency.com/p/3W72119s5BjWPGGUiZ9pqnZoj8JHYxCCp9dtn2QVfAzmNRG1w8xhjfRzW3Rrm3dCE6qyUYRo8ntFXpdaPQsXAurSd3mfHUis7cPhPCt6CAewpUhrBA1nv2?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scotch with two drops of water]]></title><description><![CDATA[Scotch with two drops of water A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. 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