When oceans meet, they don’t speak,
they only wave.
A club sandwich was invented by a man
In a cave.
--
Toilets are good at poker. They always
get a flush.
The secret underground library was
very hush hush.
--
Peter Pan is always flying
because he Neverlands.
A windmills favorite music is a
big metal fan
--
Vampires are a pain
in the neck
An abortion in Czechoslovakia is
a canceled check.
--
A one eared rodent is called
Vincent Van Gopher
Man at ATM wanted a balance check so I
pushed him over.
Photo from: Pixabay - Artist: Artemtation
Howdy y’all. It’s me, ninong7 aka UJ aka John. Just a short intro about myself. I am a Texan that has retired in the Philippines. I moved to the Philippines with my wife back in May 2010. I am retired from the US Air Force. The music I like is mostly Classic Country and Classic Rock. I guess you could say that I am “Classic”. I play dominoes when I can find someone that will play, I play chess, cribbage, spades, hearts, Empire Builder, Rail Baron, Acquire and a few other games. I like to write poems and stories (although pretty novice) and I love learning about history, just about any history. I’m at home on my computer a lot but if I could afford to, I’d be traveling and documenting my travels to post in my blog. I hope to get to know a lot of you through PeakD and Discord.