TITLE: SEX,GUARANTEED 2017
Genre: Comedy
Directed By: Brad Barnes, Todd Barnes
Cast: Grey Damon, Bella Dayne, Stephen Dorff, Dan Fogler, James Debello, Kim Allen, James Moses Black, Carlos Velázquez, Annalisa Chamberlain.
Release date: 24 October 2017
Running time: 82 mins
PLOT
Kevin is a roofer who decided to stay celibate to win back his fiancee. He met a beautiful escort lady Zade in a party who is committed to make him change his mind.
SPOILERS.... Skip this>>>>
The movie started with a video of two infant brothers Steve and Kevin playing trampoline. Then these brothers now adults are roofers working in a millionaire's house. While working on the roof of the house, Kevin (Grey Damon) started talking to his colleagues Gary (James Moses) and Cesar(Carlos Velasquez) about his passion for Trampolining, apparantly he wanted to start the business, that sounded stupid to them and they made fun of him, telling him he needed to get laid. SOURCE
His brother told him to forget about Angie (Annalisa Chamberlain) (his fiance that left him 9 months ago for getting a blow job at his bachelor's party) and get back into the game. Kevin insisted that he was cursed and they kept making fun of him. Feeling bad, Kevin walked into the house, he met a man, Hank (Stephen Dorrf) and while discussing with him, he insulted the owner of the house for buying a hand chair not knowing that Hank is the owner of the house. Lucky for him, Hank is a jovial, friendly person so he didn't take the insult personally, instead he invited Kevin to his party that night. SOURCE
Later at the party, Hank was talking to Carl(Dan Fogler), about Kevin, He was worried that the later didn't come for his party. i mean why would he be worried that a total stranger didn't come for his party, drink up man!. Meanwhile Kevin and his colleagues were at the bar and he started whinning about how cursed his dick is, and how something bad happens anytime he thinks about sex, dude, really?. SOURCE
The next morning, Still at the party, Hank was still talking about Kevin, and how the later is scared of sex, so he decided that he was going to get him laid. Meanwhile Kevin and his brother was going to meet Ted, an investor to convince him to invest in the Trampoline business. He was doing all these so that Angie can take him back and his brother kept telling him to forget her and move on. Unfortunately, Ted refused to invest in the business. While the brothers were having lunch with their colleagues,
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Kevin got a call from Hank, the later offered the former what is called sex, guaranteed, Kevin will come to his party (which is still going on) and he will have sex with a beautiful Sexpert, Zade(Bella Dayne), that makes a thousand dollars per hour. SOURCE
Kevin didn't want to go but of course boys will always be boys, they convinced him into going and besides Hank is a millionaire and he might just be the investor Kevin needs.
Getting to the party, he met Zade, she tried to seduce him but failed. Meanwhile, it was revealed that Hank is not happy after all, as he was seen making a suicidal video to a love that abandoned him, it was revealed that his wife left him for another man which was why he was determined to make Kevin's life right even if it is the last thing he does. Back to Kevin and Zade, after so many failed attempts, Kevin told Zade and Hank stories (watch and find out) of how he messed up because of his dick and how he lost important person (Angie) and how he intends to be celibate to wins her back. Hank told Kevin to let him fix his love life and in return he will give him funds ($60,000 but he actually gave him $80,000) to start his Trampoline business. He convinced Kevin to go to Angie that same day, tell her everything and win her back. When Kevin asked Hank why he is being so nice to him, Hank said "love is the most important thing in the world, without love you have nothing, I'm not letting it disappear"
but Zade insisted that Angie didn't walk away because of the blow job but she walked because she didn't love Kevin enough and Kevin got a blowjob because he didn't her enough.
They trio went shopping and on their way out, they ran into the police and Hank got arrested for having drugs on him. So the two stopped at Zade's house so she could change and go get Hank, Kevin ran into her father and it turned out that Zade is a writer from a wealthy home and her real name is Milicent, she was pretending to be a hooker. So the two bonded over time and even kissed, Zade/Milicent even gave him ideas on how to spice up his Trampoline business. SOURCE
They got Hank out of prison and he insisted that they still go Angie as planned, of course Kevin developed a cold feet because he was beginning to have a good time with Zade, she got upset and left when Kevin decided to still go to Angie. On getting to Angie's house, all dressed up with gifts to prove to her that he is a changed person, Steve his older brother was there.
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It turned out that Angie was having sex with Steve, now that's heartbreaking, the same brother that told him Angie wasn't good enough, plus he was celibate just to win her back,
feeling betrayed, he left. Meanwhile Zade was going through Hank's phone and saw the suicidal video, she told Kevin and he drove to Hank's house in order to stop him. Kelvin met Hank on a roof top and he talked him out of killing himself, he told Hank that something good (Zade) happened to him, he asked Zade out and she agreed. SOURCE
Final scenes showed Zade and Kevin in love of course,running the trampoline business and successful. Well, too bad for Angie, too bad for Steve.
My Review
I love love stories, and happily ever after stories even though this movie didn't start well for me. I kept wondering where the Barnes were heading to with a boring story (just the beginning) but somehow they managed to keep me glued to it. OK, party started by 8pm, Hank and Carl were sitting on the couch talking about Kevin, showing the scene the next morning, they were still sitting on the same couch talking about Kevin, I mean is it not a party? Are they not supposed to move? Probably Barnes forgot to tell them to move. Since it's a love story, I feel it should've been focused more on love, not sex, like when Hank got his "revelation" to get Kevin laid, it should have been a revelation to get him to fall in love. Yea, the plot was twisted making the movie unpredictable and keeping me on suspense, so I must give credit to Barnes, at least I never expected Steve to be involved with Angie just as I never thought that Carl would be married. And I was beginning to think Kevin's dick was really cursed when he fell down the stairs after having sex with Zade. I prefer the end of the movie to the beginning, I think a movie should be captivating from the beginning in order to engage the audience. I think only a movie lover or a patient person will be patient enough to see the beauty of the story. Did I just see Donald Trump or was the guy at the party made up to look like him? Well, its comedy anything can happen
I will rate this movie 6/10, despite its flaws in direction, I think the story it's a great story. And I love happy endings.