Let's play a little game of "Don't text and drive - The SE Asian version."
You know all those bossy "don't text and drive" messages totally killing your texting road-rebel buzz.
Well, I've seen crazier things than texting while driving in SE Asia. Mostly in Vietnam and Indonesia.
Here are some things that should maybe also not be legal. Don't try this at home. Unless you're from SE Asia in which case, you probably drive like a boss:
Don't dog and drive
Don't rocking horse and drive
Don't duck and drive
Don't cow and drive
(yeah, the animal ones always make me feel bad. I'm going to assume the cow is dead.)