Oh. Hello. I didn't expect anyone to actually click this post.
I suppose I should say something now.
You Can Stop Clapping Now
I don't know why I chose that image to start with. I just picked something random from my massive library of images that I've produced over the years.
I'm not sure why I call it a library. I guess that makes me sound professional. It's really just a folder on a hard drive. It's not even organized. I'm pretty sure if a neat freak saw the way I "organize" things, they'd be in the hospital recovering from things that make their eyes twitch, for many many months.
Clapping is an annoying sound when there's only one person doing it.
I just thought everyone should know how I feel about that.
When I was in school, a friend and I would always challenge each other to be the last kid clapping. Eventually, one of us would get kicked out of the assembly and that's how you win. Many times I was led out of that gymnasium while receiving a round of applause because my asshole friend would start clapping just to win the stupid competition. The other kids were clapping because the other kids were clapping. You know how it is.
I think some people are allergic to clapping.
Have you ever noticed how when everyone finally stops beating their hands together like confused apes who can't find their chests, it gets quiet, but some dude can't stop coughing?
I've noticed this. I'd hate to be that guy who can't stop coughing.
Pro-tip: The best time to fart is during a round of applause. Nobody hears it and their hands act like fans.
Hey! Maybe that's why they call people who enjoy things, Fans.
Yup. I guess I figured that one out. You're welcome.
Anyway
That's about all I can really say today. I had no idea where I was going with this when I started and I think it took all of about twenty minutes to write so far.
So yeah. At least I'm being honest. I still hope you enjoyed this little piece of my brain today.
No, I'm not stoned. Just pretend I was sitting across from you at the bar and I didn't feel like making a good first impression. Those take too much effort.
I'll try to act normal for my next post. I've been working on a lot of new art lately but I can't seem to finish anything.
You'd think it would be wise to finish the art rather than coming here and making an ass out of myself, but that's simply not how I do things.
I ate a banana today. I try to eat one of those everyday. I'm sure if you look hard enough, you'll be able to find a post about someone taking their bananas quite seriously. You won't find that here. It's just a goddamn banana. I heard of a guy who got arrested for having sex with a banana on a bus. That's a true banana lover.
I should really get going.
Thank you! Thank you!
Have a nice day!
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