_{Good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good day to you}

^{Sir, Ma'am, It, These, Those, and Them Over There.}

Today, I

^{@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself}

present to you:

Ned's Penis

Feel free to click on the link

^{for an enlarged version of Ned's Penis.}

Ned's Penis will be on display all day. Feel free to enjoy Ned's Penis and if it tickles your fancy, please smash that vote button.

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Would you like to have Ned's Penis on your wall someday? Fear not for that can be arranged. My work cannot be found in stores but keep your eyes peeled because Ned's Penis could be coming to a street corner or wooded urban park setting near you.

I spent all night working on Ned's Penis so that you could spend all day staring at Ned's Penis.

Ned's Penis is great for parties and private viewings of Ned's Penis can be arranged.

Ned's Penis is one-of-a-kind.

^{You'll never see another quite like Ned's Penis.}

My marketing strategy for Ned's Penis includes plastering Ned's Penis all over the cheapest billboards I can find and don't be surprised if you see Ned's Penis inside of a bus stop near you.

Ned's Penis will take the world by storm!

Everyone will know about Ned's Penis!

Thank you for enjoying Ned's Penis today and I wish you all a wonderful life experience.

Have a nice day.

Credits:All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
^{"Why are they laughing at Ned's Penis?!?! I am an artiste!"}

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