_{The hardest opening line in the history of me started ten words ago.}

While we await the return of my mind,

please enjoy this:

Where I've Been Lately

Several Hours Later

^{I have emerged.}

Hi everyone. My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself.

I don't have a damn thing to say today. Nothing. Aside from this.

So, I hope you can enjoy the art. I spent a lot of time on that one. I'm happy it's finished. I'm actually exhausted. Completely drained.

I think I need a beer. A chair. The sun.

I'll probably take you with me. Maybe I'll crack a few jokes in the comment section.

Oh!

^{I know what I can do!}

Normally, I'll write my own jokes. This time, I'll just share an old joke I've always enjoyed.

Maybe you've heard this one before. If not, I think you'll like it. I'm going by memory so pardon me for the paraphrasing.

So

^{Disclaimer: I have no idea who wrote this joke and do not take credit for writing it.}

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Little lizard was out for a stroll one day. It was a nice day, a lot of sun.
Little lizard came upon a tree. He looked up and noticed Koala sitting there on a branch, just chillin'.
"Hey Koala! What's up," asked the Lizard.
"Not much, man. Just sittin' here, chillin'; smoking a joint," said the proud Koala.
Little lizard was excited. "Mind if I join you," asked Lizard.
Koala was all like, "No, man! Come on up!"
So, up Lizard climbed to join Koala in the tree.

They smoked, had a stoner conversation about nothing; what a great day.
Then, quite suddenly, "Dude, I'm so thirsty, man. Got anything to drink," asked Lizard.
"No, man! Nothing. Head down to the river. Plenty to drink there, little buddy. Have fun; don't get lost," said Koala.
So, little Lizard climbed down the tree and headed in the direction of the river.

It wasn't a long walk. Lizard drops his head to take a drink, has a sip, and that's when Crocodile popped his head up out of the water.
"Hey little buddy! What are you up to today," asked Crocodile.
"Nothing much, man. I was just hanging out with Koala up there in the tree, smoked a joint, now I'm thirsty, having a drink," said Little Lizard.
"A joint, you say? Does Koala have any left," asked Crocodile.
"I dunno, man. Go ask him yourself," said our thirsty Little Lizard.
So, Crocodile walked off to find Koala's tree.

Crocodile finds our friend, Koala, sitting up in his tree, stoned out of his mind and half asleep.
"Hey Koala! Got any weed," asked Crocodile.

Koala opens his eyes, looks at Crocodile and says, "Holy shit, Lizard! How much water did you drink!"

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Ha!

^{Anyway. That's my post. Enjoy the art.}

Have a nice day.

Credits: _{All images seen here were produced digitally, by me. "It's been a long day!"}

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