Good damn day to you, the interested. Today the writer himself has a very special offer. So grab on and hold tight, we're going for a ride.
That's right, today the writer himself will be standing on the corner of Steemit and Main waving his "Penis" around for all to see.
What better way to bring people together and get noticed all at the same time. Isn't it magnificent!
will be showing his "Penis" to the public for the next few weeks. This particular piece has been on his mind for 36 years. A very long time in the making, indeed. He was heard saying:
"It has really grown on me. As an artist, I must rise to the occasion. I just hope I don't release too soon."
We here at Two Insanity Productions (I'm only one person) look forward to seeing the writer himself's "Penis" erected all over this great nation.
Disclaimer:
- This particular "Penis" is hung well and suitable for most rooms and occasions.
- This particular "Penis" does not belong in any man caves.
- The "Penis" has been polished by hand.
the writer himself spent nearly all night getting it ready.
- Protective covers are available upon request.
A special note from
the writer himself.
I'd just like to apologize to the beautiful woman sitting next to me on the bus. It was my stop, I was in a hurry to get to the exhibit. I'm sorry my "Penis" popped out and hit you on the forehead. I touched up the part that was still wet. I hope you managed to get it all wiped off. I'm so embarrassed. You have nice eyes.
"Balls"
Coming Soon!
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