Hi. I guess I'll type a few words here so the article seems legit.

This egg thing I made took too long to make.

I Almost Had to Save That for Next Year

 
Don't ask me why I'd spend all day, on and off, producing a picture of an Easter egg that doesn't even look like the eggs you're probably accustomed to seeing.

Don't ask me why I'd then share it here on a night where it seems like nobody is around.

I suppose, if I was hiding an egg, I'd be doing a good job. Nobody will see me put this here. When they see it, they won't know what it is. Genius. I should apply for a job as Easter Bunny. I'm probably not fuzzy enough though.

Why did I have to shave?

I should have kept that long beard for at least another year. What am I talking about that for? This is supposed to be about that egg thing up there.

I made that. Took me all day. I guess I mentioned that already but it's worth mentioning again since anyone can just go ahead and find a picture that looks like that within a few seconds.

I haven't made one of those before. Not like this. Usually I have to; go to the barn, disturb the chickens, pick an egg, get pecked a couple of times, bring the egg inside, boil what could have been a chicken some day, let it cool, then drop it in a cup filled with dye. That's totally normal, I guess. Probably would have been easier doing it that way than attempting to make one in my fancy digital art studio.

Why am I rambling? Will anyone even read this? It's a hidden Easter Egg post so I guess if nobody finds it, I'm basically just sitting here and talking to myself.

Now I don't even feel like talking to me.

For a few minutes there, I shared an awkward silence moment with myself. Totally normal.

I think I'll just be quiet now, even though I'm technically not making any noise. If you're reading this; I am the voice inside your head. Isn't that weird? I think it's weird.

Anyway

^{I better go.}

If I keep yapping, it won't even be Easter anymore and then I'll just be some dude who painted an egg on a regular day and for no reason. Nobody wants to be that guy.

Have a nice day.

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